[sodpoodle]

I have more:)

[Track9]

You’re going to need another priest.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahaha! Good one!

[Robert A Cook PE]

I am aprayed of the next one. It might be dangerously punny.

[Red Badger]

So, did she like the hair dryer?.........................

[EEGator]

LOL.

[real saxophonist]

This one is absolutely true, my teacher told it.

When Richard Nixon was president, Louis Armstrong was the 'Ambassador of Good Will'.

One time, the president and Armstrong found themselves in an airport together. Louis has a bunch of marijuana hidden in his trumpet case. Nixon sees Satch, and asks for an autographed picture for his daughter.

Armstrong happily obliges, then asks: Mr. President, can you do us a favor and help get us through Customs? I'm worried we'll miss our flight.

Nixon grabs the trumpet case, says 'Sure, come on through with us!'.

True story, at least among musicians.

[YouGoTexasGirl]

LOL....and typical great freeper replies!!!