Skip to comments.
Groaners;)
email from friend
| 10/5/2020
| unknown
Posted on 10/05/2020 3:30:08 AM PDT by sodpoodle
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-34 next last
make up a few!
1
posted on
10/05/2020 3:30:09 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Did you hear about the canary that had AIDS? The doctor said it was untweetable.
To: sodpoodle
My doctor told me that I only have 6 months to live. I told him “if you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion.” He said “OK, you’re ugly too.”
I’m too lazy to be a busy body!
4
posted on
10/05/2020 3:52:24 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
Did you hear about the dehydrated Frenchman? His name was Pierre.
5
posted on
10/05/2020 3:58:40 AM PDT
by
IncPen
("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowi)
To: Oshkalaboomboom
6
posted on
10/05/2020 4:09:39 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: Oshkalaboomboom
My doctor gave me only have 6 months to live. I told him “ But Doc, I can’t pay your bill” So he gave me another 6 months.
7
posted on
10/05/2020 4:12:28 AM PDT
by
RonnG
(')
To: sodpoodle
>>I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.<<
I used to date a girl with one leg shorter than the other. Her name was Ilene.
Turns out it is a family genetic trait. Her Asian cousin has the same condition. Her name is Irene.
8
posted on
10/05/2020 4:25:38 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: sodpoodle
For posting that, you should be arrested and tried. It would be a no pun and shut case!
9
posted on
10/05/2020 4:26:22 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(When seconds count, social workers are days away.)
To: sodpoodle
True story:
Back in my working daze, I was talking with a co-worker about nothing in particular. At one point he was unable to find his scissors and was rummaging around on his desk to find them.
I told him they must have cut out.
10
posted on
10/05/2020 4:32:46 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(When seconds count, social workers are days away.)
To: sodpoodle
I’ve been to the dentist a lot. So I know the drill
11
posted on
10/05/2020 4:45:07 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: sodpoodle
Gotta get a Steven Wright in ….
“The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to the North Pole. Now Santa Claus is missing.”
12
posted on
10/05/2020 4:48:24 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: sodpoodle
Reads like Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield trading old one-liners.
13
posted on
10/05/2020 5:14:55 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
("You can't serve papers on a rat, Baby Sister. You gotta kill him or let him be." --Rooster Cogburn)
To: Fresh Wind
I have no opunion on the subject; but, objectively, one could be verbose.
14
posted on
10/05/2020 5:25:44 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
( I can only donate monthly, but the radical ABCNNBCBS does it every hour on their news.)
To: sodpoodle
How did the salt-water taffy get to the boardwalk? It took the chew-chew.
15
posted on
10/05/2020 5:29:35 AM PDT
by
Be Free
(When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.)
To: sodpoodle
I read the news where a guy was arrested for indecent exposure but was released for lack of evidence.
To: sodpoodle
So I says to my wife with the wooden leg, Peg ...
17
posted on
10/05/2020 5:44:53 AM PDT
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: sodpoodle
I told my wife that she’d drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised.
18
posted on
10/05/2020 5:50:53 AM PDT
by
Raven6
(Psalm 144:1 and Proverbs 22:3)
To: sodpoodle
A guy had a photographic memory. Unfortunately it never develops. He got locked a darkroom for two weeks. He died of exposure. Laugh all you want; but it wasn’t a very pretty picture.
Another Steven Wright.
19
posted on
10/05/2020 6:13:17 AM PDT
by
suthener
To: Raven6
20
posted on
10/05/2020 6:44:06 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-34 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson