>>I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.<<
I used to date a girl with one leg shorter than the other. Her name was Ilene.
Turns out it is a family genetic trait. Her Asian cousin has the same condition. Her name is Irene.
I dated a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other. Her name was Irene.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs ...
... hanging on the wall? Art.
... on the front porch? Matt.
... in the pool? Bob.
... in the hot-tub? Stu.