Posted on 09/30/2020 5:57:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortlisted for Trump's Supreme Court appointment, Judge Amy Coney Barrett held a press conference today where she wore a Handmaid's Tale costume just to freak the Left out.
Barrett walked out in the red cloak and white bonnet, causing most of the reporters gathered to pass out instantly.
"If selected to serve on the Supreme Court, I look forward to forcing women to have babies and ushering in a Catholic theocracy," she said, holding back laughter. "In fact, the first decision I want to hand down is that women who don't have at least seven babies will be executed."
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DANG!
If I were her, I would do it for real, but that’s just me.
Funny satire, though.
It would be great if she did that for real.
Why stop at 7
Having more than 10 was not uncommon in the 19 century.
Here we go again. stupid.
Hilarious! The Bee is outstanding.
This thread is useless without pictures :)
I prefer the way kids were made in BRAVE NEW WORLD. No sex, just tubes on a conveyor belt.
“The birthing process in Brave New World is very different from that of our own world. It has become depersonalized with the use of machines and surgically removed ovaries, which are kept in incubators, to produce fetuses, who are then stored in jars on conveyer belts.
These conveyor belts have been engineered to move at 33 1/3 centimeters and hour so there journey along the belt is completed in 267 days.
Along the way they are subjected to X-Rays to kill of the weak. The fetuses are also given chemicals according to there caste to condition them.”
But then no one can dress in silly costumes for protests.
That was because most would die in infancy, then more in the teen years, and maybe one or two reach old age.
Well done. I was almost buying and then I decided I better check and see if this is the Bee. The problem is the writing is to clear and succinct for anyone else to have written it.
My wife was the 3rd youngest of ten (10)... Her mother was the the youngest of 10... Her father was from a brood of nine... Her mother died at age 98 and her father died 2-days short of 100...
The story is similar on my side of the family... My Dad was one of 7 children and Mom was one of 8 children...
lol True!
Good one BB!
Isn’t she just soooo adooooorable???????
She should dress in the habit of the daughters of Charity of St. Vincent de Paul. That would be too pretty.
We have a badass costume/novelty store here in nearby Louisville, KY called Caufield’s. Local family owned, open yr round, and this yr they’re celebrating 100 yrs of keeping Louisville weird. Seriously the only place I go for Halloween costumes/makeup (they carry theatrical makeup brands Ben Nye and Mehron) If I was her I’d do this in a heartbeat just to mess with the libs, but I’m evil like that :)
If she did that, I’d elect her for President in a heartbeat.
I’d love to have someone with that kind of chutzpah in office. Just like Trump.
Conservatives are known to have a sense of humor.
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