Brown bear breaks into Alaska Zoo, kills alpaca named Caesar

Anchorage Daily News ^ | 9/23/20 | Anchorage Daily News

[Rebelbase]

A longtime Alaska Zoo resident alpaca named Caesar was killed Saturday night or Sunday morning by a wild brown bear that broke into the alpaca’s enclosure.

The bear tunneled under the zoo’s perimeter fence and broke through the cedar split rail fence around the enclosure before killing Caesar, according to the zoo’s executive director, Pat Lampi.

[Rebelbase]

Only in 2020 do bears break into zoos.

[Rebelbase]

Excerpted per FR guidelines.

[EEGator]

Et tu, Brute?...

[DIRTYSECRET]

Couldn’t find a white girlfriend. No polar bears?

[EEGator]

Polar bear females are wiser than White women.

[BunnySlippers]

Why?

[No.6]

Et tu, ursus?

(FTFY)

[EEGator]

Gratias tibi

[Rebelbase]

Because it was hungry?

[Dr. Sivana]

Smarter than the average bear.

[TealsGuy17]

oh god, not again, does this mean we are going to have another riot? even before the hearing?

[BunnySlippers]

Yeah....but its easier to go to for fast food than break into the zoo. I’ve tried!

[Reno89519]

Everyone’s got to eat, even bears.

[csvset]

I’m guessing the bear had never seen an Alpaca, let alone smelled one. The bear thought , this stinky mountain goat is just asking for it.

[Sacajaweau]

Heard he used a bobby pin on the lock.

[Ken H]

“Beware that last week in September.”

[Redcitizen]

Did the bear have a Caesar salad to go with the Alpaca main course?

[rfp1234]

Who can bear the Ides of September?

“I have not come to praise Caesar, just to eat him”.

[Celtic Conservative]

Et Tu, Yogi?

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[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I guess Caesar couldn’t bear his betrayer’s attack.