Posted on 09/21/2020 2:04:47 PM PDT by Gamecock
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In anticipation of Trump's upcoming announcement of who he will nominate to the Supreme Court, the Democrats have posted a nationwide job listing for believable accusers to tarnish the reputation of whoever Trump nominates. The best candidates from all applicants will be invited to a casting call in D.C. to show off their "believable accusation" ability.
"We know that whoever Trump nominates will be an evil, mean, bad person," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "That's just the kind of man Trump is. He hangs around evil, mean, bad people and he nominates them too. To prove this and save our democracy, we are hiring several believable witnesses to accuse Trump's nominee of whatever they probably did."
Listings have been purchased on ZipRecruiter, Monster, LinkedIn, and Craigslist.
Interested candidates will have just a few days to submit their applications before the Senate hearing. At the casting call, they will be judged on their ability to cry on command while telling a horrific story of abuse on camera.
"We need brave patriots to step up and save our country by destroying the life of this nominee," said Nancy Pelosi before pausing awkwardly. "um... Good morning! Sunday morning!"
Hating your country, ignoring the constitution and baby killing a plus. Must know Microsoft Office. Si Hablo Espanol.
Probably true but posted on the dark net.
I heard that Amy was at the Kavanaugh gang rape party, she was the one that spiked the punch
first time the D’s created any jobs (other than their Burn, Loot, and Mayhem street gangs and their illegal voting coordinators, of course)
Chortle!
“I heard that Amy was at the Kavanaugh gang rape party, she was the one that spiked the punch.”
You and I need to team up. I have it on excellent third hand sources that she repeatedly pimped out five whole Catholic Girl Scout troops to pay for her law school tuition and, while in law school, plagiarized every paper she wrote.
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