Homofascists won’t be satisfied until topless joints are REQUIRED to have men dancing as women for straight men.
You’re a man. Well..a male at least.
Get tons of psychiatric help.
Maybe there’s still hope for you
Is it safe for a chickwithadick to be sliding around on a pole? Chafing is a real possibility.
Full frontal pics or it didn’t happen...
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...
When Houston had a lesbian mayor strippers were pushing “in the closet” and required to wear pasties (a throwback to the 1940s and 50s).
AND she imposed a rape tax on admission prices because well all men are rapists or something. She still didn’t bother to clear the backlog of rape kit testing or focus on prosecuting rapists.
No matter what hormones he takes or surgery he gets he WILL age like the male he was born...excess nose/ear hair, big belly a la nine months...and I won't even MENTION what happens to his "privates."
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He could use some instruction on the plucking of eyebrows.
I see many guys wanting their money back......
I’m not a guy & I’ve never been to a strip club, but I assume that men go to see attractive, lithe WOMEN perform. Not this.
How about the “impropriety of a woman having a dick”?
It’s good to know that the City Council has all the rest of Chicago’s issues squared away so it can spend time and effort on issues such as this.
oh my goodness.
Well, if I were feeling “randy” or other more vile terms to describe things, I don’t think I would want to go see him dance.
What about the possibility that he would scare off the paying customers?
Well I guess they flip flopped on that one
A pole dancer that brings its own pole.
I guess his/her dancing song is “Breastless” by Jerry Lee Lewdis.
I think that nude strippers/dancers is the least of Lori Lightbrain’s problems in Chicago. In fact the very thought of Lori and “nudity” makes me hurl for Olympic record distances. Oops, there goes my KFC Pot Pie, for a new world record. Wish I could have done that in high school (discus).
Of course, Chicago. Now Michelle (Michael) can wear a rainbow mankini without covering his nipples! He can push up those polls by climbing up those poles. But what you gonna due with that big package in the shorts, Mike?
Glad to see that Chicago has no other issues to deal with other than this.
Glad to see that Chicago has no other issues to deal with other than this.
“Bea Sullivan-Knoff”
Does the hyphenated name mean it is “married”? and to what?
(The pic kept me from reading the article)
That is one homely guy............