PLEASE GIVE ALL THE ADVICE YOU CAN!!
Advice on how to throw ashtrays in a drunken rage?
LOL. That’s like getting advice from Michael Spinks on fighting Mike Tyson.
How to not campaign but tell everyone that you are winning?
Yes. Listen to Hillary.
Just keep repeating that Benghazi was a mostly peaceful protest about a youtube video.
“Show up, I didn’t. Trump will outwork you and make you look foolish. He will ask you in the debate how many states you’ve visited this year. He will say 22. You will say Zero”.
She just never had anyone question her wisdom and character.
“””Clinton also warned Biden that debating Trump is unlike any other experience she’s had,”””
She encountered someone who fought back. That’s the first time a republican did it.
Hillarys advice to Joe
- Do not visit Wisconsin or Michigan
- Go in front of a fashionable homosexual group in NY City and Insult anyone in flyover country who doesnt agree with you
- Hide your medical problems
- Laugh off the years of sexual impropriety you were involved in and covered up for political reasons
- Stay inside the bubble.
- laugh about wars and chaos you have started around the globe
It should be a winner!
How to lose an election that was given to you and you still lost...Yea, that’s the ticket.
I thought that traditionally advice was more meaningful coming from SUCCESSFUL people, not bitter losers. Then again, when the target of that advice is a befuddled loser himself, what difference does it make?
I thought that traditionally advice was more meaningful coming from SUCCESSFUL people, not bitter losers. Then again, when the target of that advice is a befuddled loser himself, what difference does it make?
Joe: "Check."
Hillary: "Always have a cutout man for your payoffs from Ukraine."
Joe: "I didn't, but I will from now on."
Hillary: "And don't bother to go anywhere your data analytics guys tell you is in the bag. Like Wisconsin. It saved me a lot of time."
Joe: "They're telling me I'm going to lose 56 states."
Hillary: "That has to be Obie's people. Ignore them."
Joe: "Got it. Anything else?"
Hillary: "Remember you are better than anyone else or you wouldn't be where you are. They laughed at me. Ah, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic that... Joe, are you taking notes?"
Joe: "You betcha. What was that after the carriage thing? I used to do that with Corn Pop, you know..."
Yeah, like she was soooo successful.
“Be prepared to confront someone unlike anyone you’ve ever dealt with before. And keep focused.”
Good advice from Hillary and here’s why. Unlike Hillary and Joe Biden, Trump is different from what they are used to:
Trump, unlike Hillary, Joe, Barack and John Kerry, is:
1. A populist, not a globalist.
2. Sees America as exceptional, a force for good in the world.
3. Sees China as an enemy, not a source for personal gain.
4. Pro-life
5. Pro-second amendment.
6. Sees the corruption in democrat cities and calls it out.
7. Calls out fake news.
8. Does not appease enemies (China, Iran, N. Korea) by sending billions in unaccounted funds for dubious purposes.
9. Does not bow before dictators.
10. Strongly supports Israel and Mideast peace.
I could go on and on. Yes, Joe, considering the characters you hang out with, you are really not used to this. And that’s a good thing.
Believe the polls Joe!!
She still hasn’t accepted the results of the election.
That’s not exactly advice that any wise person with a modicum of historical memory would take...
Or where to get a barge filled with firewoorks