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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!

I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!

In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!

The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!

The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”

We will survive!!

alonetogether2020
Pass it on - gotta keep the humor!


407 posted on 08/19/2020 7:33:52 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
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To: stars & stripes forever

:: alonetogether2020 ::
A few yard signs around here:
“We’re in this together...alone.”


411 posted on 08/19/2020 7:37:58 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (I'm a lifetime Detroit Tiger fan. The Tiger players don't think that matters because...I'm white.)
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430 posted on 08/19/2020 7:56:48 AM PDT by HippyLoggerBiker (Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

Haha! That was really good! Thanks for the laugh.


443 posted on 08/19/2020 8:16:46 AM PDT by LittleLinda
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To: stars & stripes forever
You win the DONALD award for the thread!


473 posted on 08/19/2020 8:54:09 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

cute!


478 posted on 08/19/2020 8:58:01 AM PDT by bitt (IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!— Donald J. Trump)
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To: stars & stripes forever

Very clever Well done.


563 posted on 08/19/2020 11:57:05 AM PDT by Bigg Red (WWG1WGA)
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To: stars & stripes forever

“Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!”

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Okay, THAT was hysterical!

Petey


844 posted on 08/19/2020 7:11:48 PM PDT by peteypupperdoo (Petey Pupperdoo)
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