Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS

Babylon Bee ^ | 08/17/2020 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

Trump outfoxes them again! Outstanding.

[Paladin2]

""The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER." "

THAT would be totally hilarious.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

If he called for a nation wide mask mandate it would end the use of masks.😃

[Paladin2]

H->!arious?

[Texas Eagle]

That actually is a great idea.

Copyright!

[Magnum44]

The Bee is getting better by the day🤣

[gitmo]

Well, since they stopped doing satire they have become the best. 😆

[dfwgator]

It should be one of those “Forever” stamps, just to really make their heads explode.

[elbook]

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This would be funny.

The usual suspects at the leftymedia on hearing this joke/rumor probably are shrieking and spasmodically running in circles (a normal thing these days).

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[moovova]

As Democrats scream...”You can lick that Trump stamp and stick it where the sun don’t shine!”

[cdcdawg]

The Babylon Bee remains a bright spot in an otherwise dreary world.

[hapnHal]

For the first time, living people will be eligible to be honored on U.S. postage stamps. The U.S. Postal Service announced Monday that it is ending its longstanding rule that people cannot be featured on stamps while they’re still living. It’s inviting suggestions from the public on who should get the first stamp.Sep 26, 2011

[Ezekiel]

The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER."

These "Bee" people sure have the best ideas. They should have fleshed it out a bit more with the "Trump stamp" part, the stamp image now outpacing demand for the butterfly tattoos..

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee does it again with another brilliant piece.

I sure hope President Trump reads it. He could get some great ideas from them.

[saywhatagain]

DemoKKrats goin Postal

[butlerweave]

Good one , LOL

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Republicans - This is a peal-off sticky stamp.

Democrats - Please lick the reverse, and keep licking until it sticks. (Or Trump’s smile doubles in size.)

[Viking2002]

Bee or not, this is one Democrat-head-exploding idea I could get behind. LOL!

[Eagles6]

Yes!

[texas booster]

BTTT.

Totally worth it to join the crowd and follow the linky to the Bee.

The stamp is so well done that I would buy a roll myself.

Well, not at $3,000 each but it is very well done.

Now if they could have included a “FOREVER” stamp designation on it somewhere ...