Posted on 08/13/2020 2:51:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—When Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden was told his vice presidential pick would be Kamala Harris, he was initially pleased. “She is young, bright, clean, and articulate just like that other guy, Obeemer."
But Kamala Harris is reportedly beginning to think that "this Biden guy" is really going to slow down her campaign.
"He's old and confused, and there's not much upside there," she told aides. "And the sniffing -- what is with the sniffing?"
"I'm starting to think he's dead weight."
Democrat analysts quickly began to express their doubts about the ticket. “Why is that old guy on Harris's ticket? Kamala should have picked that nice young mayor from the Midwest. Ben something? Pete! That's it. He would have been a great match for her -- not sure why she's sticking with Joe."
Democratic strategist Benjessi Normaton was blunter, tweeting out: “It's time for Biden to step down from the Harris campaign.”
DNC operatives have been unavailable for comment, though unnamed insiders have hinted that all is going according to plan, and that Biden won't be a problem for much longer.
Maya Rudolph is strangely hot.
As Rev. Raleigh Washington said at a PromiseKeepers once (paraphrased), “I don’t know why we are called people of color, but when white people get angry, their face is red. When they’re holding their breath or aren’t breathing, they turn blue. When they’re sick, their face is yellow, and when they’re born, they’re pink.”
The Bee got this written and published just in time!
Another day or two and there won’t be any satire in it. lol
Harris has one goal; replace Joe ASAP as President,,,,She may get the Clintons to help her. All Joe wants to do is smile and play grabass with women and their daughters.
Well said brother.
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