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Depression may have caused woman to believe she was a chicken
New York Post ^ | July 28, 2020 | Hannah Sparks

Posted on 07/29/2020 4:34:04 AM PDT by billorites

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"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.’ And the doctor says, ‘Well, why don’t you turn him in?’ And the guy says, ‘I would, but I need the eggs.’"
1 posted on 07/29/2020 4:34:04 AM PDT by billorites
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2 posted on 07/29/2020 4:35:43 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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By not agreeing she is a chicken, aren’t we denying her existence? Should we pay for species transition surgery so she feels validated?


3 posted on 07/29/2020 4:36:44 AM PDT by karpov
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"...psychologists described the case of one 54-year-old woman, unnamed in their case study, who was found in her garden “clucking and crowing like a rooster”..."

It was really Biden in drag...

4 posted on 07/29/2020 4:37:58 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
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She’s trans chicken, obviously.


5 posted on 07/29/2020 4:38:08 AM PDT by cdcdawg (Don't care. Still voting for Trump.)
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6 posted on 07/29/2020 4:39:24 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Creed Bratton: "You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated?"
Dwight: "You're thinking of a chicken."
Creed: "What did I say?"
7 posted on 07/29/2020 4:39:43 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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There are few things in the morning that will bring a grin to my face as easily as a “Married With Children” reference...:)


8 posted on 07/29/2020 4:39:45 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
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Lol!


9 posted on 07/29/2020 4:44:18 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Not our proudest moments watching that show but WOW was it funny :)

When she shows up at the door with a chicken and Al says “congratulations marcy i didn’t know you were expecting”

:)


10 posted on 07/29/2020 4:45:48 AM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't break, don't back down.)
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And don’t forget this classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nL7gol2KPc


11 posted on 07/29/2020 4:47:34 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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I didn’t know we were out of the closet here regarding Married with Children :)

I Loved that show.

I knew conservative “intellectuals” who wouldn’t watch it.

Something about the decay of our culture.

Sometimes a good laugh is just a good laugh

NO MA’AM!!!


12 posted on 07/29/2020 4:48:47 AM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't break, don't back down.)
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I always liked Married with Children.


13 posted on 07/29/2020 4:50:38 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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I had depression for a little while as a teen when someone close to me died

I didn’t act like a chicken.

I would keep falling over in class trying to lick my ####s quite often though for a year.


14 posted on 07/29/2020 4:51:06 AM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't break, don't back down.)
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The first few years were ok but as they let the characters really be themselves it was hysterical.

Al as a televangelist. Al as The Godfather.

“you see ma’am this is a pliant heel with a cork filling”

“while you are a giant seal with a pork filling”

LOL!!


15 posted on 07/29/2020 4:53:17 AM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't break, don't back down.)
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Joe Biden thinks he’s a presidential candidate. He’d be more believable as a chicken.


16 posted on 07/29/2020 4:54:13 AM PDT by twister881
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I always got a laugh out of his Polk High Mr. 4 touchdowns in 1 game.


17 posted on 07/29/2020 4:54:38 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Fire Fauci)
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Best of Bundy - Chicken Insults
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cDqkk7K76M


18 posted on 07/29/2020 4:55:17 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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ROFL!!


19 posted on 07/29/2020 4:55:48 AM PDT by dp0622 (Patriots: Better stand tall when they're calling you out. Don't bend, don't break, don't back down.)
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Two words: Christina Applegate.


20 posted on 07/29/2020 4:56:44 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Masks are not about controlling a virus. Masks are about controlling people.)
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