[billorites]

"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.’ And the doctor says, ‘Well, why don’t you turn him in?’ And the guy says, ‘I would, but I need the eggs.’"

[dfwgator]

[karpov]

By not agreeing she is a chicken, aren’t we denying her existence? Should we pay for species transition surgery so she feels validated?

[rlmorel]

"...psychologists described the case of one 54-year-old woman, unnamed in their case study, who was found in her garden “clucking and crowing like a rooster”..."

It was really Biden in drag...

[cdcdawg]

She’s trans chicken, obviously.

[dfwgator]

[ClearCase_guy]

Creed Bratton: "You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated?"
Dwight: "You're thinking of a chicken."
Creed: "What did I say?"

[EvilCapitalist]

And don’t forget this classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nL7gol2KPc

[twister881]

Joe Biden thinks he’s a presidential candidate. He’d be more believable as a chicken.

[Kid Shelleen]

Speaking of psychiatrists!

Jackie Mason - Paychiatry

[crusty old prospector]

Hey, Buddy.

[real saxophonist]

I once read a decription of Mick Jagger’s stage presence as a ‘chicken on LSD’.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Well, sweet young things from the 1960s were often called “birds”.

[glennaro]

A woman wanting to be a chicken is, since March, akin to wanting to change her sex ... to become what many American “men” have devolved into.