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SATIRE HAMILTON, OH: TIRED MORGUE WORKER CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP
https://the-dailystar.com/ ^ | July 23, 2020 | Janice Ellsworth

Posted on 07/25/2020 8:56:26 PM PDT by Beowulf9

An employee of a Hamilton, Ohio funeral home and cremation service died yesterday, after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers.

(Excerpt) Read more at the-dailystar.com ...


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KEYWORDS: cremation; fake; funeral; hoax; morgue; ohio; satire
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To: Henchster

Good! Haha. Not as obvious as the Bee.


21 posted on 07/25/2020 9:06:14 PM PDT by madison10
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To: tinyowl

Good one!


22 posted on 07/25/2020 9:06:34 PM PDT by vigilence (Vigilence)
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To: Henchster

they put that at the bottom because they know people will just skim the article and won’t read to the end, then look foolish after re-posting it- devious- should put it right at the top-


23 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:18 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: HIDEK6
I don’t care who y’are, that’s FUNNY!

A sleeping man is put into an oven and burned to a horrifying and incredibly painful death, despite awaking during the ordeal and making enough noise in his death struggle for the procedure to be stopped. Yeah, failing to see the humor.
24 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:22 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: ConservativeMind

its very horrible....hard to understand how it could happen...he was alive and breathing although not awake.....didn’t this worker notice the breathing...


25 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:40 PM PDT by cherry
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To: Beowulf9

Never get caught “laying around on the job” in a morgue...that can obviously be dangerous.


26 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:54 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Beowulf9
"Ms. Anderson claims that the young coworker who caused the accident was a new employee, and had forgotten to check for the toe tag to make sure he had the right body."

Duh!!! Doesn't this person watch any TV shows? Corpses always have a toe tag on them.

27 posted on 07/25/2020 9:07:54 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Nice. When I first heard kids calling each other bastards on the the playground in 5th grade I thought they meant fish poops.


28 posted on 07/25/2020 9:08:18 PM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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To: Bishop_Malachi
"Something sounds really fishy here. Accidentally? C’mon."

I wonder if his/her first question was "Am I fired?"

Just realized that could be a pun.

29 posted on 07/25/2020 9:08:57 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: Zathras

Yup.


30 posted on 07/25/2020 9:09:51 PM PDT by FreeperCell
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To: PghBaldy
> "Disclaimer: This is satire." <

I suppose next you’re going to say that bat children aren’t real.


31 posted on 07/25/2020 9:11:31 PM PDT by Leaning Right (VersatioI have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Beowulf9

Sounds like a headline from the WORLD WEEKLY NEWS. Only thing missing is Batboy and Space Alien!


32 posted on 07/25/2020 9:13:11 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Henchster
"Disclaimer: This is satire."

Missed that. Found this:

Funeral Home Employee Accidentally Cremated While Taking a Nap-Fiction! Social Media / By Rich Buhler & Staff / March 14, 2018

33 posted on 07/25/2020 9:14:24 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: Leaning Right

Beat me to it by two minutes!


34 posted on 07/25/2020 9:14:34 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: PghBaldy

” Scroll down the page at the link. It says: “Disclaimer: This is satire.””

Killjoy!


35 posted on 07/25/2020 9:14:44 PM PDT by mrsmith (US Media: "Every cop is a criminal; ALL the (non-'white') sinners saints!")
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

> Only thing missing is Batboy and Space Alien! <

I don’t know anything about space aliens. But Batboy is real! See his picture in my post #31. And also note that the cover mentioned scientists. So the story has to be legit.


36 posted on 07/25/2020 9:16:48 PM PDT by Leaning Right (VersatioI have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: HIDEK6

Psychopaths are looking for a mascot. Thanks for volunteering.


37 posted on 07/25/2020 9:17:29 PM PDT by WhattheDickens? (Funny, I didnÂ’t think this was 1984Â…)
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To: Beowulf9

Hey boss! Are they supposed to scream like that after we put them in?


38 posted on 07/25/2020 9:17:41 PM PDT by Nateman
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To: PghBaldy
Scroll down the page at the link. It says: "Disclaimer: This is satire."

Actually it says in 6 point grey type on a black background buried in the footer:
"Disclaimer: This is satire."
39 posted on 07/25/2020 9:18:11 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: tinyowl

> I mean ... if you fall asleep on the job you should expect to get fired.

You’re gonna burn for that.


40 posted on 07/25/2020 9:18:31 PM PDT by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /joke?)
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