[SunkenCiv]

rest of the Paisley Cave keyword:

• 'Tantalizing' discovery of ancient tool in Oregon prompts 'extreme skepticism' [2015]
• 14,300-year-old Dried Human Feces found in Paisley Caves [2014]
• When Did Humans Come to the Americas? [2013]
• Native Americans arrived to find natives already there, fossil poo shows [2012]
• Oregon cave discovery suggests lost ancient American culture (Pre-Clovis) [2012]
• Fossilized human feces hints at long-lost, 13,500-year-old West Coast culture [2012]
• Prehistoric Oregon latrine trove of fossil DNA [2008]
• Oregon Discovery Challenges Beliefs About First Humans [2008]
• Finding Pre-Clovis Humans in the Oregon High Desert [2008]
• Fossil Feces Push Back Earliest Date of Humans in Americas [2008]
• Fossilized feces found in Oregon suggest earliest human presence in North America [2008]
• Archaeologist Talks About Oregon's Early Natives [2004]

[Vermont Lt]

I just left an artifact upstairs if they want one. Or do I need to leave it there 14,000 years?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Cities in Oregon had a homeless poop problem even 14.000 years ago?

[scope721]

Also found, prehistoric shopping cart and needles

[Pearls Before Swine]

Can you imagine squatting in the primeval woods, and realizing that this could be the longest surviving artifact you’ll leave for archaeologists of the distant future?

[RatRipper]

How do they know it wasn’t Bigfoot????

[sleddogs]

I guess they really do know their sh*t.

[rightwingcrazy]

“pre-dates the Clovis culture thought to have been established about 11,500 years ago.”

OK, someone must owe them reparations, probably the descendants of those Clovis people. Pony up, and be ashamed of yourselves.

[Alberta's Child]

I’m sure Joe Biden has a 14,000-year old turd somewhere in his diaper.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Most startling discovery...

Undissolved Centrum tablets!

[monkeyshine]

Oregon makes sense if you believe the first settlers came to America crossing the Bering Strait - then moving south along to coast to warmer weather.

[Rurudyne]

You know, we hear about how indelibly human poop marks a place for centuries afterwards ... I’ve never heard anyone studying a similar effect to research ancient deer or wolf populations.

I wonder why that is?

I mean, unless Mankind is somehow special you would expect that you could find evidence of at least herd species in the soil too from which you could infer which species were common and what their populations might have been like ... consequently then infer things about their environment too.

Seems like it would be a life’s work for some PhD wannabe.

[Adder]

Ain’t dat some shlt?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

This poop which they found will be flushed as soon as it reveals that it was produced by a white person. *POOF!* Gone.
 

[Texas Eagle]

Interesting. Humans have supposedly been on this planet for billions of years but the oldest poop they can find is only 14,000 years old.

Funny how whenever artifacts like tools, cooking utensils, Nanzi Pelosi wigs, etc., are found, they're always something like 10 to 15 thousand years old.

[cranked]

Hancock, Magicians of the Gods.....

[antidemoncrat]

I heard they fount it in a 14,000 year old stone commode.

[blueunicorn6]

“The well known Paisley Caves in Oregon”

“After you’ve seen the sh*t in Portland, come see the sh*t at the Paisley Caves! Just off Hwy 23. Only 10 minutes away!”

[Songcraft]

[centurion316]

The evidence for pre-clovis human presence in the Americas continues to build. Of course, science changes her mind very slowly and only after numerous hissy fits. I was around when Geology finally embraced Continential Drift, long after the evidence was self-evident.

This evidence looks solid, pun not intended. I hope that the lab doesn’t discover evidence of very old goldfish crackers

[blueplum]

the discovery of a sabretooth tiger in the cave may have caused a sudden deposit ?