[Red Badger]

Carrion Luggage Ping?................

[Psalm 73]

Um, would you like fries with that?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Coming to Hallmark Channel this fall, the McDonaldland Murder Mysteries...

[bk1000]

Covid, no doubt. Hospitals are so full they have to stack patients on top of McDonalds. Oh, the horror!!!

[Alas Babylon!]

He had too much lovin’ it.

[EvilCapitalist]

What dirt did the corpse have on the Clinton’s?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

A Houdini-Wanna-Be, just practicing his escape act, and it all went terribly wrong?

[allendale]

Try to imagine the poor cops who had to repond to that call. Given the hostility to the police does anyone believe that the police will thoroughly investigate this crime?

[SoCal Pubbie]

So THAT’S what McNuggets are made from!

[JudyinCanada]

A maintenance worker at a Bronx McDonald’s on East 149th Street near Grand Concourse altered authorities

I wonder how that’s done.

[Ron H.]

Now you know what’s in their secret sauce.

[Boogieman]

I’m calling it right now, it was the Hamburglar!

[angmo]

McDonald’s is my kinda place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And don’t forget those chocolate shakes
They come from polluted lakes
McDonald’s is my kind of place!

Alternative ending:

Last time I was there
They stole my underwear
McDonald’s is my kind of place!

[GOYAKLA]

“wrapped in a moving blanket.”
I doubt the corpse was moving the blanket? Maybe the “journalist” meant Movers’ blanket.

[bigbob]

To clarify, authorities stated:

“Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!”

[a fool in paradise]

Unresponsive corpse man

[Diogenesis]

[pfflier]

"A maintenance worker...altered authorities after he made the shocking discovery"

No wonder NYPD cops are calling in sick in record numbers.

[alexander_busek]

A maintenance worker [...] made the shocking discovery of an unconscious person on the roof of the restaurant.

[...] police responded to a 911 call of an unconscious person on the roof of the McDonald’s restaurant [...]

Upon arrival, officers observed an unidentified male, unconscious and unresponsive, inside a plastic bag and wrapped in a moving blanket.

A local resident told the New York Post, that her friend lives in the building one window up from the McDonald’s roof and saw the body, which she said was surrounded by flies. “The smell was pouring in through the window and the feet were poking out,” Marsha told the outlet. “He looked like he had been there a few days because he was lying all wet in the water from the rain.”

Doesn't get any more "unconscious" than that!

Regards,

[Jane Long]

Over 1 Billion "Served"