Mein Führer, I can dance.
Posted on 07/11/2020 4:28:49 PM PDT by xp38
BEIJING—Tensions have heated up in the relationship between the U.S. and China thanks to the proposal to ban TikTok over spying allegations.
Experts claim that Chinese spies are using the app to steal all of America's top-secret dance moves. Authorities warn that this could be devastating should a dance battle heat up between the two nations, as the Chinese will already have learned how to "pop, lock, and drop it" American-style, robbing us of our chance to surprise them with a devastating dance move.
Insiders say Chinese agents are working overtime watching TikTok videos and trying to copy Americans' best moves
"The Savage, the Oh na na na, the Renegade -- they're stealing all our most fire stuff!" said a concerned NSA agent. "If this keeps up, we'll definitely get served by the Chinese when this thing turns into an all-out dance battle. We'll be stuck doing lame stuff like the floss and the dab. It would be totally devastating."
The Chinese government may pull the plug on the TikTok spying program, however, as most of their spies are going insane after a few short hours watching TikTok videos all day.
Funny.
But I won’t have any Chinese (or Russian) apps/programs on any of my devices. If only they were interested in dance moves instead of personal/finance info!
This madness has to stop. oh yeah, first it’s dance moves then it goes on our secret bbq recipes and you can see where this is going.
We cannot allow a dance move gap!
Oh no! Please not the Waltz, Two step (Texas Style), Charleston and the American Hustle,( Amy style.)
Roger Stone stole them back...
Spies Like Us?
Soul Finger, from my cold dead hands!
A commentator said this was from 2007. If so he needs a new commutation dance.
I heard it was 2017 (making the rounds again last night and this morning), so he definitely needs a new move for his commutation.
It’s the new MAD - Mutually Assured Dancing.
We cannot allow a dance move gap!
That would be totally un American!
Trump’s fault again. I can’t vote for him for his ignoring this incredible vital issue.
When will Trump and his flunkies address this important/vital issues, instead of ignoring it.
Mein Führer, I can dance.
There ya go!
Nothing to fear, we still have Algore and he can lay the Macarena on them!
That was awesome!
If a minute and half isn’t enough.....here’s 10 hours! LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI
OK.
But they are probably harvesting Passwords. Many people use the same passwords on all their accounts....
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NATIONAL DISTANCING from ChiCom Plague Pit
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