To: CondoleezzaProtege
Dont sweat the small stuff.
2 posted on
07/10/2020 3:05:23 PM PDT by
Redcitizen
(Nobody needs a 10 round magazine. You need a 30 round magazine.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
I can’t use antiperspirants. I got a really nasty staph infection due to clogged pores.
To: CondoleezzaProtege
I’ve never put much stock in deodorants. They don’t stop the sweat.
Anti perspirants are more effective.
5 posted on
07/10/2020 3:11:34 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
The solution is to tape a 1/2” copper elbow under each arm to contain odors.
George Carlin also recommended a bay leaf but you smell like soup.
6 posted on
07/10/2020 3:14:16 PM PDT by
headstamp 2
(There's a stairway to heaven, but there's also a highway to hell.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Tom’s of Maine makes good products when it comes to this.
9 posted on
07/10/2020 3:26:16 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
I remember Katy winters. I heard she died of frozen armpits.
10 posted on
07/10/2020 3:29:57 PM PDT by
bankwalker
(groupthink kills ...)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the druggist for some deodorant for her boyfriend.
Do you want the ball type? he asked.
No, she replied, the underarm stuff will be fine.
14 posted on
07/10/2020 3:46:26 PM PDT by
Laslo Fripp
(The Sybil of Free Republic)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
Get Caldesene baby powder with zinc oxide. You don’t stink, and it kills coronavirus, too!
My dad smeared Arrid extra dry aluminum cream on himself every day for decades. Died of Alzheimer’s. Don’t do aluminum.
16 posted on
07/10/2020 4:03:10 PM PDT by
eens
(beware the errors of Russia)
To: goldbux
Jovan Musk three-ounce stick, in red-orange cylinder, made by COTY, bar code 35017 02288, discontinued long ago.
Must get the original, not the revised formulation.
Absolutely the best. Nothing even comes close.
20 posted on
07/10/2020 4:28:11 PM PDT by
goldbux
(No sufficiently rich interpreted language can represent its own semantics. -- Alfred Tarski, 1936)
To: CondoleezzaProtege
However, according to the American Cancer Society, theres no clear link between cancer and the aluminum in antiperspirants because:
Breast cancer tissue doesnt appear to have more aluminum than normal tissue. This is a cover-up by big aluminum! /S
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