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NASCAR to Remove Brakes
06/27/2020 | MaStMaN

Posted on 06/26/2020 9:27:00 PM PDT by MastMan

Qries


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KEYWORDS: blubbalies; bubba; humor; nascar; satire; wallace
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1 posted on 06/26/2020 9:27:00 PM PDT by MastMan
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Well, that will certainly make pit stops more interesting.


2 posted on 06/26/2020 9:29:03 PM PDT by Tucsonican
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To: MastMan

“HUMOR”


3 posted on 06/26/2020 9:29:10 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: MastMan

Braking Noose


4 posted on 06/26/2020 9:29:39 PM PDT by maggief
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To: maggief

Oh that’s good!


5 posted on 06/26/2020 9:30:17 PM PDT by datura
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To: Sgt_Schultze

Ping


6 posted on 06/26/2020 9:32:10 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: MastMan

Isn’t anyone who participates in a race, by definition, a racist?


7 posted on 06/26/2020 9:40:03 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: MastMan

bttt


8 posted on 06/26/2020 9:40:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Tucsonican

Luckily, there are numerous protesters willing to stand in front of the pit to slow the racers - thump, thump, thump.


9 posted on 06/26/2020 9:47:50 PM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: MastMan

I see that evil spring there.
It’s a straight-up noose.


10 posted on 06/26/2020 9:48:47 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: MastMan

humiliation is essential and effective

it must continue

it empowers people to speak truth


11 posted on 06/26/2020 9:59:15 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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what will they now be referring to ‘blacktop’ as?


12 posted on 06/26/2020 10:00:00 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

LOL! (tho’ I think it would be ‘racer’...)


13 posted on 06/26/2020 10:03:28 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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If it were a virtual race, would the participants be e-racers?


14 posted on 06/26/2020 10:14:24 PM PDT by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: maggief

Too Funny And the crowd went wild.


15 posted on 06/26/2020 10:17:48 PM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: MastMan

One of these is true!


16 posted on 06/26/2020 10:18:54 PM PDT by gogeo (It isn't just time to open America up again: It's time to be America again.)
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To: Jamestown1630

Anybody that doesn’t drive is a racist?


17 posted on 06/26/2020 10:21:35 PM PDT by ResponseAbility (The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
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To: MastMan

With NOOSECAR...anything is possible.
They just need their “boy” to win a race...any race.


18 posted on 06/26/2020 10:29:36 PM PDT by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: maggief

Bubba has a cool Race Car on his Race Card.


19 posted on 06/26/2020 11:04:02 PM PDT by JennysCool
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To: maggief; Chode; nascarnation; SgtBob; SkyDancer; infool7; umgud; al baby; The_Sword_of_Groo; ...

CUTE !!!


20 posted on 06/26/2020 11:22:58 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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