Feeling better?
1 posted on
06/05/2020 4:40:33 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Did you hear about the guy that ran into the psychiatrist office naked, the doctor said, “Anyone can see your nuts.”
2 posted on
06/05/2020 5:00:36 AM PDT by
Jolla
To: sodpoodle
An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, “I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, “What did he say?”
The wife yells back to him, “Doctor says he wants to see your underwear”
3 posted on
06/05/2020 5:26:53 AM PDT by
stylin19a
( 2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: sodpoodle
4 posted on
06/05/2020 6:11:10 AM PDT by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
To: sodpoodle
Gynecologists are always talking shop...................
5 posted on
06/05/2020 6:21:19 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Always trust God............but wash your hands......................)
To: sodpoodle
I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.
I heard it this way.....
I placed a stethoscope on teenaged female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
Thankth, And I'm only Thixteen; replied the patient.
7 posted on
06/05/2020 7:59:24 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
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