Puerto Rico Phase II reopening: May 26.

5/21/2020 | cll

[cll]

Listening to our Dominatrix Governor's lock down lifting press conference.

On May 4, the following opened up: Manufacturing, Construction, vehicle maintenance, curbside or delivery retail, elective medical procedures except plastic. Previously, only food and pharmacies, were open since the original March 15 EO.

Effective May 26, with masks "mandatory" everywhere and a curfew from 19;00 to 05:00, the following will reopen:

Restaurants, at 25% interior capacity.

Barber and beauty shops, Monday to Fridays, from 9 - 5, by appointment but walk-ins ok if distancing is doable.

Pet grooming, Monday to Saturdays (?!), from 9 - 5.

Retail (mom and pops), 9 - 5, 7 days a week.

Malls, 9 - 5, 7 days a week, 1 customer per 100 sq. ft.

Shopping centers, 9 - 5, 7 days a week. 50% capacity.

Car sales

Car washes

Travel Agencies

Funerals, but only your 10 closest family/friends

Real Estate sales

GUN SHOPS AND RANGES!

Golf

Beaches but only for surfing, swimming, kite surfing, walking, strolling, etc. No hanging out at the beach.

Boating and sailing but no beaching or landings other than back at the marina. I guess mooring is okay. No rafting, tho.

Electronic Lottery.

Horse racing, no spectators and only remote betting.

Churches Saturdays and Sundays only. As many services as they want and no limit on attendees, as long as they can distance if not from a single family unit.

[cll]

They know that the virus was a flop in Puerto Rico, but they are still playing up the whole ordeal in a CYA kind of manner. "See!, we are winning the battle must remain cautious!"

[kingu]

Also, Auntie Pelosi, we need 120 billion US dollars in PR to deal with our existing expenses for COVID-19. 60 to cover our previous debt, 30 for some nifty rebound initiatives as too many of our government employees exhausted our slush funds buying masks, and 30 for vast improvements in getting more slush funds from our construction industries.

[Sergio]

bkmk

[cll]

Puerto Rico Ping! Please Freepmail me if you want on or off the list.

[b9]

What about gyms?

[dfwgator]

“I tell ya, all I meet is wise guys. A travel agent told me I could spend six nights in Puerto Rico. No days, just nights. I said to him, ‘What will I do with myself days?’ He said, ‘Do whatever you want, just keep out of Puerto Rico.’”

- Rodney Dangerfield

[cll]

Apparently after June 15.

[cll]

Don’t you have a different joke?

[marron]

I don’t actually know any Democrats, but I have to wonder if all of this lockdown and delayed opening has caused any Dems to open their eyes. Or if they all simply accept it, and blame Trump for the negatives.

[M Kehoe]

Hi

Can we sell Puerto Rico back to Spain?

I’m asking for a friend.

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