What It's Like to Believe Everything the Media Tells You [8 minute Video: SATIRE]

youtube.com ^ | May 6, 2020 | AwakenWithJP

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This video is an 8 minute satire featuring a man speaking as if believing the MSM and "experts" is the "normal" way to live one's life, while giving evidence to the contrary with a trusting smile.

Here's the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUAG6t5aN8&app=desktop

As a side note, last night's Sean Hannity video keeps being deleted from Youtube, but fortunately I posted the transcript since I assumed YOUTUBE wouldn't leave it up.

Likewise this little parody video says things Youtube won't like so it's likely to "go away" if it becomes popular. If you're interested in reading the auto-generated transcript of the video, here it is with out the tongue-in-cheek delivery seen in the video:

people are freaking out right now like

they're tired of having their

constitutional rights taken away with a

mandatory stay at home orders

cities are suing the California

governor's so their people can go back

onto their beaches again idiots like

I'll stay at home for the rest of my

life if they tell me to who knows how to

make the best choices for my health and

my life definitely not me

so I'm more than happy to put my blind

trust in power-hungry politicians

indefinitely on corrupt groups like the

World Health Organization I think they

know what's best for me cuz like they

know me better than I know me the last

thing you want is people to have the

freedom to make their own choices and

then experience the consequences of

their choices

I think free will is a little bit of a

sin I don't think we should have in the

first place you wouldn't give a razor

blade to a three-year-old because it

wouldn't be in their best interest so

you shouldn't give freedom to people

either all these Americans that want

their freedoms are just ungrateful I'd

say if you don't like how things are

going and you just want your freedom

then why don't you move to a free

country like North Korea or Venezuela

you freaking heathens Oh i 100% buy into

the narrative they tell me I think it's

ludicrous

some people don't 100% believe the

narrative like it's the absolute truth

why wouldn't you think about it if you

were in charge of a giant powerful

business that pretends it's a charity

like the World Health Organization you

wouldn't spend your time carefully

crafting your message to manufacture

consent with the public to get them to

go along with your mysterious agenda

that's in your best interest that you

tell them is in their best interest you

probably just get up to the podium and

have a spontaneous conversation and see

what comes out of your mouth while

you're riffing I think that's what

they're doing that's why when Trump gets

up there and talks about things like

injecting Lysol it seems so out of the

ordinary because he spends months

carefully crafting his message I also

find them more scared I am the more

unwilling I am to believe anything other

their original narrative that they told

me that they're still telling me even

when new more accurate information

emerges like when USC did research in

Ali County a few weeks ago and showed

the amount of people infected with kovat

19 is 28 to 55 times more than we

originally thought yep because most of

these people don't have symptoms is

suggests the infection is far less

dangerous than we originally thought and

in contrast to the original

guesstimation of a death rate of 4.5% in

kovat cases that LA County Health

Department says the new research

suggests the actual death rate in kovat

cases is between point 1 and point 2

percent that means the actual death rate

in kovat 19 cases is 22 and a half to 45

times less deadly than we were

originally told but this new scientific

data is irrelevant to me because it's

like I already made up my mind when I

was the most frightened and I'm gonna

keep believing what makes me the most

frightened because it just feels more

congruent my being that way also spend a

lot of time looking for information that

they shove in my face that confirms my

existing beliefs there's nothing like a

little confirmation bias to help my mind

continue to learn and expand I'm also

really good at believing the Cova death

count as anyone who is diagnosed with

kovat 19 and then dies irregardless of

what they died from preexisting

condition or otherwise their death is

labeled a Cova death make sense to me

instead of letting the doctor who is

treating the patient use their medical

education to determine the cause of

death

I think the mandate to label it a Cova

death is more accurate and it helps the

Cova death count get higher than it is

and the higher it is the more scared I

am and the more scared I am the more

obedient I am yes I would like a

mandatory vaccine I'm scared enough that

I think more things should be mandatory

sometimes the best medicine is like the

best sex non-consensual they work on the

same premise but I'll tell you this

those vaccines better be brought to

market with

out long-term human trials and I think

it will be it's better that way because

the long-term trials approve a vaccine

safety and effectiveness are pretty

arrogant it's just like hey let's spend

years rubbing it in your face how great

this thing is I say it's better to just

be humble and forego that bragging

period it's pretty well proven that

being proactive and taking care of your

health won't keep you healthy our only

hope is in the pharmaceutical companies

protecting us they have a very good

track record of never harming anyone so

I sleep pretty good at night I'm also

kind of asleep right now and yes I would

like to be microchipped as long as they

tell me it's for my own good and I

apologize if I'm being a little too

greedy here but I'd like to microchips

please just to keep me extra safe or

maybe we should just do a baby step and

use mandatory tracking apps on our phone

first to keep us safe and then go to the

microchips I think that's probably the

way to go I'll tell you who I trust more

than God

Bill Gates because he's got more money

than God money can't buy happiness but I

can definitely buy my trust I accurately

look at Bill Gates as a medical

authority when it comes to vaccines and

being under ZZZ because he's a software

engineer not a doctor he doesn't have a

medical degree or any other degree for

that matter which means he's not part of

the corrupt medical system because he

doesn't have any medical training which

means he knows more about medicine than

medical professionals like when my

child's sick I don't take him to a

doctor I take him to the Apple Store to

have a computer engineer take a look at

him I'm not an idiot bill not only has

my trust because he wears sweaters over

collared shirts but also because of how

he found the path of altruism that he's

on think about his journey in 1999 he

was sued by the federal government and

found guilty of breaking antitrust laws

because he created a monopoly with

Microsoft presumably because he's so

power hungry for control and domination

then the very next year in 2000

he founded the Bill and Melinda Gates

Foundation which now controls the World

Health Organization which is

spearheading the charge to narrate to us

what's going on with the coronavirus in

the race to find a vaccine to cure it he

miraculously switched from being such a

power-hungry microsoft overlord breaking

laws to the extent that the US

government had to sue him to just one

year later with the Bill and Melinda

Gates Foundation being such a shining

example of altruism that he selflessly

cared so much that he made it his

mission to rid the world of disease with

vaccines sounds like you found Jesus to

me there's no other explanation oh and

get this this one time a friend of mine

who's obviously a conspiracy theorist

who needs to be medicated had this

outrageous theory that after he was

found guilty in 1999 of breaking

antitrust laws

Bill Gates realized that Microsoft could

no longer be the vehicle that he used to

gain more power in control so he founded

the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

the next year to be the new vehicle for

him to gain more power and control and

he even said bill was smart enough to

make the vehicle appear as though he's

using it to help the world even though

he's just using it to take over more of

the world which would make the world

help him take more of their power and

control so crazy I was like bro he's not

that smart he's a billionaire not a

trillionaire the mainstream narrative

helps me classify anyone that doesn't go

along with its narrative as an

irresponsible lunatic conspiracy

theorist that way I can label them as

crazy rather than thinking about what

they're saying so my friends are crazy

lunatic thinking for yourself and making

your own choices is dangerous during

that time like this is that a blue pill

[cloudmountain]

Lol.
Sounds like some of the posters: death and doom and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

[Robert DeLong]

His little talks are funny. He has a great sense of humor. 8>)

[BenLurkin]

That’s one heck of a run-on sentence.

[fini]

The guy that does these youtube videos are a scream. One of his best is "If meat eaters acted like vegans." It is so funny it had vegan (who is my wife's friend) laughing. Here is the link to the "If meat eaters acted like vegans":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

[tbw2]

Hilarious.