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What It's Like to Believe Everything the Media Tells You [8 minute Video: SATIRE] ^ | May 6, 2020 | AwakenWithJP

Posted on 05/07/2020 12:20:26 PM PDT by ransomnote

This video is an 8 minute satire featuring a man speaking as if believing the MSM and "experts" is the "normal" way to live one's life, while giving evidence to the contrary with a trusting smile.

Here's the link:

As a side note, last night's Sean Hannity video keeps being deleted from Youtube, but fortunately I posted the transcript since I assumed YOUTUBE wouldn't leave it up.

Likewise this little parody video says things Youtube won't like so it's likely to "go away" if it becomes popular. If you're interested in reading the auto-generated transcript of the video, here it is with out the tongue-in-cheek delivery seen in the video:

people are freaking out right now like
they're tired of having their
constitutional rights taken away with a
mandatory stay at home orders
cities are suing the California
governor's so their people can go back
onto their beaches again idiots like
I'll stay at home for the rest of my
life if they tell me to who knows how to
make the best choices for my health and
my life definitely not me
so I'm more than happy to put my blind
trust in power-hungry politicians
indefinitely on corrupt groups like the
World Health Organization I think they
know what's best for me cuz like they
know me better than I know me the last
thing you want is people to have the
freedom to make their own choices and
then experience the consequences of
their choices
I think free will is a little bit of a
sin I don't think we should have in the
first place you wouldn't give a razor
blade to a three-year-old because it
wouldn't be in their best interest so
you shouldn't give freedom to people
either all these Americans that want
their freedoms are just ungrateful I'd
say if you don't like how things are
going and you just want your freedom
then why don't you move to a free
country like North Korea or Venezuela
you freaking heathens Oh i 100% buy into
the narrative they tell me I think it's
some people don't 100% believe the
narrative like it's the absolute truth
why wouldn't you think about it if you
were in charge of a giant powerful
business that pretends it's a charity
like the World Health Organization you
wouldn't spend your time carefully
crafting your message to manufacture
consent with the public to get them to
go along with your mysterious agenda
that's in your best interest that you
tell them is in their best interest you
probably just get up to the podium and
have a spontaneous conversation and see
what comes out of your mouth while
you're riffing I think that's what
they're doing that's why when Trump gets
up there and talks about things like
injecting Lysol it seems so out of the
ordinary because he spends months
carefully crafting his message I also
find them more scared I am the more
unwilling I am to believe anything other
their original narrative that they told
me that they're still telling me even
when new more accurate information
emerges like when USC did research in
Ali County a few weeks ago and showed
the amount of people infected with kovat
19 is 28 to 55 times more than we
originally thought yep because most of
these people don't have symptoms is
suggests the infection is far less
dangerous than we originally thought and
in contrast to the original
guesstimation of a death rate of 4.5% in
kovat cases that LA County Health
Department says the new research
suggests the actual death rate in kovat
cases is between point 1 and point 2
percent that means the actual death rate
in kovat 19 cases is 22 and a half to 45
times less deadly than we were
originally told but this new scientific
data is irrelevant to me because it's
like I already made up my mind when I
was the most frightened and I'm gonna
keep believing what makes me the most
frightened because it just feels more
congruent my being that way also spend a
lot of time looking for information that
they shove in my face that confirms my
existing beliefs there's nothing like a
little confirmation bias to help my mind
continue to learn and expand I'm also
really good at believing the Cova death
count as anyone who is diagnosed with
kovat 19 and then dies irregardless of
what they died from preexisting
condition or otherwise their death is
labeled a Cova death make sense to me
instead of letting the doctor who is
treating the patient use their medical
education to determine the cause of
I think the mandate to label it a Cova
death is more accurate and it helps the
Cova death count get higher than it is
and the higher it is the more scared I
am and the more scared I am the more
obedient I am yes I would like a
mandatory vaccine I'm scared enough that
I think more things should be mandatory
sometimes the best medicine is like the
best sex non-consensual they work on the
same premise but I'll tell you this
those vaccines better be brought to
market with
out long-term human trials and I think
it will be it's better that way because
the long-term trials approve a vaccine
safety and effectiveness are pretty
arrogant it's just like hey let's spend
years rubbing it in your face how great
this thing is I say it's better to just
be humble and forego that bragging
period it's pretty well proven that
being proactive and taking care of your
health won't keep you healthy our only
hope is in the pharmaceutical companies
protecting us they have a very good
track record of never harming anyone so
I sleep pretty good at night I'm also
kind of asleep right now and yes I would
like to be microchipped as long as they
tell me it's for my own good and I
apologize if I'm being a little too
greedy here but I'd like to microchips
please just to keep me extra safe or
maybe we should just do a baby step and
use mandatory tracking apps on our phone
first to keep us safe and then go to the
microchips I think that's probably the
way to go I'll tell you who I trust more
than God
Bill Gates because he's got more money
than God money can't buy happiness but I
can definitely buy my trust I accurately
look at Bill Gates as a medical
authority when it comes to vaccines and
being under ZZZ because he's a software
engineer not a doctor he doesn't have a
medical degree or any other degree for
that matter which means he's not part of
the corrupt medical system because he
doesn't have any medical training which
means he knows more about medicine than
medical professionals like when my
child's sick I don't take him to a
doctor I take him to the Apple Store to
have a computer engineer take a look at
him I'm not an idiot bill not only has
my trust because he wears sweaters over
collared shirts but also because of how
he found the path of altruism that he's
on think about his journey in 1999 he
was sued by the federal government and
found guilty of breaking antitrust laws
because he created a monopoly with
Microsoft presumably because he's so
power hungry for control and domination
then the very next year in 2000
he founded the Bill and Melinda Gates
Foundation which now controls the World
Health Organization which is
spearheading the charge to narrate to us
what's going on with the coronavirus in
the race to find a vaccine to cure it he
miraculously switched from being such a
power-hungry microsoft overlord breaking
laws to the extent that the US
government had to sue him to just one
year later with the Bill and Melinda
Gates Foundation being such a shining
example of altruism that he selflessly
cared so much that he made it his
mission to rid the world of disease with
vaccines sounds like you found Jesus to
me there's no other explanation oh and
get this this one time a friend of mine
who's obviously a conspiracy theorist
who needs to be medicated had this
outrageous theory that after he was
found guilty in 1999 of breaking
antitrust laws
Bill Gates realized that Microsoft could
no longer be the vehicle that he used to
gain more power in control so he founded
the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
the next year to be the new vehicle for
him to gain more power and control and
he even said bill was smart enough to
make the vehicle appear as though he's
using it to help the world even though
he's just using it to take over more of
the world which would make the world
help him take more of their power and
control so crazy I was like bro he's not
that smart he's a billionaire not a
trillionaire the mainstream narrative
helps me classify anyone that doesn't go
along with its narrative as an
irresponsible lunatic conspiracy
theorist that way I can label them as
crazy rather than thinking about what
they're saying so my friends are crazy
lunatic thinking for yourself and making
your own choices is dangerous during
that time like this is that a blue pill

TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: media; parody; satire

1 posted on 05/07/2020 12:20:26 PM PDT by ransomnote
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To: ransomnote
Sounds like some of the posters: death and doom and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.
2 posted on 05/07/2020 12:27:10 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: ransomnote

His little talks are funny. He has a great sense of humor. 8>)

3 posted on 05/07/2020 12:34:39 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: ransomnote

That’s one heck of a run-on sentence.

4 posted on 05/07/2020 12:45:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: ransomnote
The guy that does these youtube videos are a scream. One of his best is "If meat eaters acted like vegans." It is so funny it had vegan (who is my wife's friend) laughing. Here is the link to the "If meat eaters acted like vegans":

5 posted on 05/07/2020 2:45:57 PM PDT by fini
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To: ransomnote


6 posted on 05/07/2020 9:35:48 PM PDT by tbw2
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