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'I'm Proud To Select Hillary Clinton As My Running Mate,' Says Joe Biden While Covered In Laser Dots
The Babylon Bee ^ | 04/23/20 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/02/2020 7:38:09 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX

Joe Biden has finally announced his running mate: Hillary Clinton. He made the selection while several laser dots were carefully trained on his vital organs.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; hillary; parody; satire
Gotta love The Bee! I have often said that is Hillary is ever a VP, the president would need a food taster.
1 posted on 05/02/2020 7:38:09 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX
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To: Pining_4_TX

I laughed out loud when I read the headline. Nothing’s funnier than a joke based on truth.


2 posted on 05/02/2020 7:43:11 PM PDT by PresidentFelon
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To: Pining_4_TX

I laughed out loud when I read the headline. Nothing’s funnier than a joke based on truth.


3 posted on 05/02/2020 7:57:34 PM PDT by PresidentFelon
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To: Pining_4_TX

I’ll say it again. If The Bee where a liberal group they’d have their own network TV show by now.


4 posted on 05/02/2020 8:00:42 PM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: Pining_4_TX

https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-6028-1.jpg


5 posted on 05/02/2020 8:03:15 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Are the ChiComs/PRC, ESPN of America's, fake news media/CNN, Democrats, the real Deep Staters?)
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To: Pining_4_TX

6 posted on 05/02/2020 8:16:54 PM PDT by Bon mots
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"After the press conference, Clinton offered him a ride in a special car just for him. He declined but was told it's an offer he can't refuse. The car was last seen heading down toward the docks."


7 posted on 05/02/2020 8:46:14 PM PDT by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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To: Pining_4_TX; All

Please do not hurt me. OMG! Hahahahahaha!


8 posted on 05/02/2020 9:52:33 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (My mind is wandering, and I'm following it!)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Ha!

Thanks for posting


9 posted on 05/03/2020 3:28:38 AM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: jackibutterfly
Tens of families...
10 posted on 05/03/2020 4:06:48 AM PDT by Salamander (Flying Colours....)
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To: Bon mots
Henchmen, in the corrupt media, the Democrat Party, and elsewhere, would be completely willing to shove Old Uncle Joe into the gulag...that is, the old folks home....i.e., a convalescent hospital...on the trumped up diagnosis of Alzheimer's or whatever.

Anybody who questioned it would be a "RACIST!" (Yeah, I know.)

And worst of all, millions would continue to believe in the wisdom and benevolence of the corrupt establishment and the government increasingly under its control.

Most people are basically decent and good. I think millions of Americans simply cannot believe or even imagine the magnitude and extent of the corruption that has polluted the American political establishment, the news media, and their supporters, and the magnitude of the danger it poses to the USA, the American People, and the world.

“The true criticism of Neville Chamberlain is that he could not really imagine a man like Hitler or a party like the Nazis.”
Robert Conquest. Reflections of a Ravaged Century. New York: W. W. Norton & Company, 2000, p. 12.

Furthermore, it is true that people can be manipulated, some more easily than others, e.g.:

Photographer Takes Pics Of People In Public From 2 Perspectives And It Shows How Easily The Media Can Manipulate Reality
Liucija Adomaite and Denis Tymulis
boredpanda
https://www.boredpanda.com/different-perspective-telephoto-lens-vs-wide-angle-philip-davali-olafur-steinar-ry/?fbclid=IwAR2CUMhZvCRwED2xl1nwPpBEU7UnHvn2oWnzXLkmHBuc9-ZbzQOuJgEXqV4&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic

11 posted on 05/03/2020 4:30:51 AM PDT by Savage Beast (President Trump, praying for guidance, giving his salary to charity, is on the Side of the Angels.)
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To: TigersEye

Love these. The reason they are so funny is because they are so close to the truth.


12 posted on 05/03/2020 12:34:34 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (The Nazis were socialists, and all socialists turn into Nazis.)
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To: Bon mots

Something will happen to ol’ creepy Joe. I think the Democrats will boot him out before he gets the nomination.


13 posted on 05/03/2020 12:35:30 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX (The Nazis were socialists, and all socialists turn into Nazis.)
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To: Pining_4_TX

:)

Ain’t that the truth!?


14 posted on 05/03/2020 7:36:50 PM PDT by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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