Posted on 04/27/2020 7:55:15 PM PDT by Morgana
ELIZABETHTOWN, Ky. (AP) — A woman who led police on a chase told arresting officers that she was Mother Mary en route to pick up Baby Jesus and had permission from God to speed.
WDRB-TV cites an arrest report saying a Kentucky trooper attempted to pull over 52-year-old Connie Allen, of Goodlettsville, Tennessee, on Saturday, but she ignored him. A high-speed chase ensued.
Another trooper was eventually able to pull in front of Allen, forcing her to stop. He approached her car with his weapon drawn, but she refused to get out and show her hands. The report says she became compliant when he hit her window with a police baton.
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Speaking words of wisdom...Let it Be!
Um…that’s not her.
Yea that’s not she
But I bet she’s a mother if you’re dating to her :-)
I had to leave out the bad word :-)
Well, bless her immaculate heart, and the meth lab she works in.
Hey its Joe Dirt!
Is there still a chance that they will see?
Human alien hybrid.
And never seen carpet burn on a chin before.
That one looks like my step-daughter. Prolly dials into the same IQ range, too. *snicker*
Beat me to it....you Sixties old f@rt!
But I’ll go one better - first read that in National Lampoon’s “Son O’ God Comics!” in 1971.
“True salvation can’t be bought, twelve Apostles that’s a lot!”
Geez that’s ancient....NatLamp was popular in Vietnam then.
;^)
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