This is a Test

email from a friend | 4/21/2020 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

add your own and keep smiling;)

[wastoute]

Two identical letters

[wastoute]

A plane crashes exactly on the border between two countries. Half the passengers are citizens of one country, half the citizens of the other. In which country should they bury the survivors?

[gattaca]

That’s a good one! You don’t bury survivors.

[gattaca]

Q:
A night shift guard, while on patrol at night, dreams that the king will die in a plane crash. He tells the king so in the morning, but the king tells him not to worry, and flies anyway. When he returns from his trip, he fires the night shift guard. Why does the king fire the night shift guard?

A:
He was sleeping on the job.

[Gay State Conservative]

Hmmmm...12?

[wastoute]

I liked “there’s no dirt in a hole” better.

[max americana]

” 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?”

This needs to be updated to: Shanequa’s father had 11 children and she doesnt know their names but knows DeMarcus and Latoya ..

[xrmusn]

How do you pronounce the capitol of Kentucky

LoooieVille

or

Lewisville?

Try Frankfort...

[Hot Tabasco]

Who holds the record for watching the most Youtube videos?

[Psalm 73]

These were cute, and a nice break.
You have been prayed for - have a blessed day.

[real saxophonist]

Testes, testes, one, two...

[Nateman]

You don’t bury survivors.

I heard a story of a plane full of Democrats and reporters that crashed. The farmer buried all of them. When asked about survivors he said a few of them claimed to be alive but figured they were just lying again.

[DaiHuy]

Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my fathers son. How are we related?

Railroad crossing lookout for the cars, can you spell that witout any r’s.

[MV=PY]

Three men go into a hotel and want to share a room. The clerk charges them $30 (it’s an OLD story).

The clerk later realizes he over-charged them, and hands five ones to the bellhop to deliver a refund.

The slippery bellhop pockets two dollars and refunds each man a dollar bill.

So three men each paid nine dollars for the room. The clerk has two dollars. That’s twenty-nine dollars.

Where’s the extra dollar?

[Comment Not Approved]

Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my fathers son. How are we related?

That man is his son.

Railroad crossing lookout for the cars, can you spell that witout any r’s.

T-H-A-T is how you spell that without any r's.

[RoosterRedux]

And Louisville is pronounced “Loo-uh-ville.”

[Labyrinthos]

This has been around in one form or another for several generations. We used to call them “stupidity tests.”

[_longranger81]

“That’s a good one! You don’t bury survivors.”

Well, if one of the countries is N. Korea, or China, or Russia, it might depend.

[moovova]

I answered every single question wrong. That’s 100%, correct?