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Biden: 'I'm Delighted To Have The Endorsement Of My Old Pal Corn Pop'
Babylon Bee ^ | 04/14/2020 | staff

Posted on 04/15/2020 6:50:51 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen

After Barack Obama endorsed Joe Biden this morning, a humbled, thankful Biden expressed his gratitude in a video of his own. "I'm delighted to have the endorsement of my old friend, CornPop," he said as horrified aides attempted to cut off the footage. "You know, CornPop and me go way back. I used to work at the community pool. There were both poor kids and white kids, everyone getting along great. I was wearing a rubber chicken on my swim trunks, as was the style at the time. Sometimes the kids would run their fingers through my leg hair and I'd smack 'em with the rubber chicken and then they'd chase me and we'd all get pushed into the pool and really have a great laugh. It was around the summer of '42 I believe when CornPop came around -- a real bad dude.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: parody
I think Obama (aka Corn Pop) has a new nickname.
1 posted on 04/15/2020 6:50:51 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
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To: Kid Shelleen

ROFLOL!!!


2 posted on 04/15/2020 6:52:22 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

I read this article this morning - it was hilarious.


3 posted on 04/15/2020 6:53:11 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Say what, cracker?

4 posted on 04/15/2020 7:02:06 PM PDT by McGruff (Listen to the experts but trust your instincts Mr. President.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Why does it take me a few lines before I look at who is the author!


5 posted on 04/15/2020 7:11:05 PM PDT by Maudeen (Our ONLY Hope . . . JESUS!)
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To: Kid Shelleen

It was funny. Just close enough to the truth to be hilarious!


6 posted on 04/15/2020 7:19:13 PM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

But will he get the endorsements of Krispy Rice and Jack Apple?


7 posted on 04/15/2020 7:31:52 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: Kid Shelleen

I have grown to love the Babylon Bee!!!


8 posted on 04/15/2020 7:38:34 PM PDT by rlmorel (The Coronavirus itself will not burn down humanity. But we may burn ourselves down to be rid of it.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

That's funny!


(But then Joe clarified his previous comments, when he blurted, "I didn't say I chained Corn Pop, I said I chewed Corn Pop!")


     


Here's Joe-Joe's latest campaign poster:


     

9 posted on 04/15/2020 7:41:29 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Kid Shelleen

Hilarious.


10 posted on 04/15/2020 7:45:18 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (Chuck Schumer--giving pond scum everywhere a bad name.)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Good old Corn Pop, no dog-faced pony soldier he.


11 posted on 04/15/2020 7:52:58 PM PDT by pa_dweller (President Donald J. Trump - red piller par excellence)
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To: Kid Shelleen

Corn Pop may have died in 2016;

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/delawareonline/obituary.aspx?pid=183025951


12 posted on 04/15/2020 8:03:16 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Kid Shelleen

0cornPop
0cornPopped
AcornPop


13 posted on 04/15/2020 8:40:20 PM PDT by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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