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Obama: 'Biden Has Touched Us All'
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 14 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/14/2020 5:21:17 PM PDT by xp38
U.S.—Former president Barack Obama endorsed Joe Biden for president in a touching, intimate video Tuesday, saying, "Biden has touched us all."
Many were worried Obama wasn't going to endorse Biden, but he came through for the DNC establishment, telling everyone how deeply and personally Biden has touched everyone he has ever worked with.
"Many leaders, um, you know, they, um, don't rub you the right way," Obama said. "But not Joe. Joe, see, he, um, touches everyone he comes into contact with, whether they want him to or not. He's breathing down Trump's neck in, um, in the race now, and I know he will overcome and grab a come-from-behind victory. I'm very fondle--excuse me--very fond of Joe, and with a stroke of luck, we'll be able to lick Trump in this election as we grope about for the White House."
Obama brought his patented brand of eloquent, hope-infused rhetoric to the speech, saying, "We can, um, smell a win this year."
"Joe's campaign is very touching, that's what I'm, um, here to say. So don't let a Trump victory sneak up on us -- embrace Joe Biden in 2020."
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; obama
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The endorsement via the Babylon Bee!
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:21:17 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:22:11 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: xp38
0bama only supports Biden because he want Moochelle to be his VP.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:22:16 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: xp38
Well,he hasn’t touched me...but then I’m not his type.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:23:53 PM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: xp38
Misquoted,
Biden is touched. That’s all!!!
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:24:17 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(AOC the bartender would have had to work on the second floor at Miss KittyÂ’s saloon...)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Not bad.....maybe some static in the recording
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:26:11 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
Geez, I was 3 paragraphs in before it dawned on me... lol
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:27:38 PM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Polls are no longer designed to measure public sentiment but to influence it.)
To: xp38
Some in more ways than one
To: SkyDancer
Obama lines his pockets by leveraging his endorsement as far as it would go. The DNC paid Obozo a ton of money to get his endorsement of Biden. Obozo played the DNC for all the money he could get and then gave his taped endorsement of how great a man Joe is. Obozo could have cared less about Joe he just wanted the money.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:30:55 PM PDT
by
chopperk
To: chopperk
0bama could be the final kiss of death for Biden.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:32:18 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: xp38
And our little girls as well.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:32:52 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: xp38
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:33:27 PM PDT
by
EnglishOnly
(eWFight all out to win OR get out now. .)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:33:59 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:34:53 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(DTCM&OTTH)
To: xp38
Or, as I like to put it, “Biden is touched.”
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:35:58 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If you don't recognize that as sarcasm you are dumber than a bag of hammers.)
To: xp38
I literally LOL. That doesn’t happen very often.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:36:50 PM PDT
by
Paradox
(Don't call them mainstream, there is nothing mainstream about the MSM.)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:37:02 PM PDT
by
yarddog
( For I am persuaded.)
To: yarddog
There is a picture where he has his hand on a police officer’s knee.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:38:06 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: xp38
I’m convinced that some FReepers work for BB
This reads like many a thread on here with a goofy headline
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:38:42 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: xp38
They didn't have their Obama say "I" 38 times and he didn't say "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh" enough. Otherwise, very good.
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posted on
04/14/2020 5:40:13 PM PDT
by
Right Wing Assault
(Die-ggl,TWT,FCBK,NYT,WPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antf,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP,MSNBC)
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