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Fully-Naked Woman Tries to Book Flight at New Orleans Airport
New York Post ^
| April 12, 2020
| Tamar Lapin
Posted on 04/12/2020 10:24:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A woman was arrested after trying to book a flight at New Orleans airport — fully naked — and then refusing to leave.
Mariel Vergara, 27, allegedly strolled up to the Spirit Airlines counter at Louis Armstrong International Airport Friday night without a stitch of clothing, Nola.com reported.
Airline officials told her she wouldn’t be able to travel in her current getup — or lack thereof — and asked her to leave, but she refused, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office.
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TOPICS: Humor; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: airport; marielvergara; naked; neworleans; oldnews; qanon; vergara
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To: nickcarraway
Wonder if the other flyers practiced social distancing...
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posted on
04/13/2020 3:31:25 AM PDT
by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and so few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: nickcarraway
There’s also “cocaine intoxication”.
Latest case of “airport naked woman” was in Miami a week ago.
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posted on
04/13/2020 3:40:19 AM PDT
by
Does so
(Call it the CCP-virus...The Corona-virus dies in Summer's sunlight! But next spring's Chinese virus?)
To: nickcarraway
She asked if she could butt in?
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posted on
04/13/2020 3:44:49 AM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: PghBaldy
Fell face first into a tackle box.
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posted on
04/13/2020 3:55:52 AM PDT
by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: PghBaldy
What is seen, cannot be unseen.
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posted on
04/13/2020 4:19:11 AM PDT
by
BuffaloJack
("Security does not exist in nature. Everything has risk." Henry Savage)
To: Veggie Todd
Why is never a hot one?The hot ones don't have to do anything like this to gain attention. They can spin in place clothed and get all the attention they need.
To: nickcarraway
I guess she memorized her credit card info.
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posted on
04/13/2020 5:06:12 AM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: nickcarraway
It was probably laundry day?
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posted on
04/13/2020 5:10:04 AM PDT
by
Leep
(We can go to the grocery store but we can't go to work?)
To: ExGeeEye
Maybe I'm alone in thinking if she'd pull the fishing tackle out of her face and put a smile on it, she'd be cute I'm pretty sure you're alone in thinking that.
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posted on
04/13/2020 5:39:46 AM PDT
by
GaryCrow
To: Veggie Todd
The hot ones fly private.
To: nickcarraway
Fly United Naked.
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posted on
04/13/2020 6:20:57 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: IronJack
NEW BUSINESS IDEA!
NUDIST AIR - “Where everyone fly’s naked”
To: nickcarraway
Well, at least it makes it easy for TSA. Reminder: No one at the TSA is unemployed.
I just checked united.com for direct flights between Newark and West Palm Beach. There are none. Usually there are about ten in each direction. Now one would have to go through Houston. For the day I checked there were two choices, both at high prices.
ML/NJ
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posted on
04/13/2020 6:45:43 AM PDT
by
ml/nj
To: 1FreeAmerican
My luck, I’d get stuck on a non-stop flight with Hillary Clinton.
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posted on
04/13/2020 8:38:50 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Tanniker Smith
I guess she memorized her credit card info. Underrated post.
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posted on
04/13/2020 8:41:40 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
04/13/2020 8:44:13 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: IronJack
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posted on
04/13/2020 8:46:50 AM PDT
by
Reily
To: PghBaldy
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posted on
04/13/2020 8:48:31 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: eclectic
Guarantee that it is a “full” body.
To: nickcarraway
She’d never make it through the metal detector.
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posted on
04/13/2020 9:09:47 AM PDT
by
shortstop
(I used to wrap fish in the New York Times, but it made the fish stink.)
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