Posted on 03/31/2020 4:10:51 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
Much closer to the truth.
Dr. Fauci Praises President Clinton for Coronavirus Leadership
Maybe we should wait until April Fools day.
Joe Biden puts together 2 consecutive coherent sentences without a teleprompter.
Joe Biden walks by three women without sniffing their hair.
Switzerland’s spaghetti trees declared extinct due to globull warming.
I was about ready to blame the spaghetti trees for the high rate of Wuhan Flu among the Italians hired to harvest them.
LOL. Those were the ramen fields.
It’s just the flu
Pretty much anything from Babylon Bee!
It's not chicken. It's chicken of the cave.
Happy Birthday Slow Joe ... April 1st.
Boo! Scared ya!
Bill Clinton admitted that he is gay.
*EFFECTIVE APRIL 1, 2020*
Amateur Radio operators are ordered to strictly observe the Coronavirus mitigation guidelines as they apply to amateur radio operating.
All ham radio operators are encouraged to stay at least 6 feet from the microphone in order to maintain proper separation from others. The distance may be reduced if a mask is put on the microphone.
CW operators should wear appropriate gloves when handling keys. Speakers should be securely covered with .01 micron particulate HEPA filters.
There should be no more than 10 stations on the same frequency at the same time.
Disinfect your knobs, switches, etc before operating ... especially touch screens and PTT. Shoe covers should be worn when using foot switches. Use of hands-free VOX is strongly encouraged although from 6 feet away, it may be necessary to shout.
Disinfect all antenna cables coming into the station.
Only mobile stations and walkie-talkie contacts are permitted where sit-down service has been banned. The 6 ft microphone separation guideline is suspended for these types of operation, but a mask on the microphone is strongly recommended.
Mobile operators are encouraged to remain in their vehicles except to get necessities.
Operators should leave their operating positions only for necessities.
Outdoor antenna work is allowed as long as there is social distancing among all who are present.
Hoarding of batteries, spare tubes, coax, etc. is discouraged and is unfair to others. We are in this together.
New equipment and parts should be ordered online for front porch delivery.
Do not test (tune) your equipment unnecessarily. That is wasteful and inconsiderate. Testing should be reserved for those who actually need it.
Your understanding and cooperation in this matter is mandatory while particularly observing the Effective Date.
Scream! Dammit! Stop doing that!
LOL. Excellent!
Thanks! Heh. A great piece. Its all the details that make it perfect. Never read that, glad I did. IT WAS A JOKE RIGHT?
Perfect. ;-)
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