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FREE REPUBLIC | CJ Wolf.

Posted on 03/31/2020 4:10:51 PM PDT by CJ Wolf

Sorry. Just kidding.

Post your best April Fools headlines here.


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If anyone has some good pranks to share. Let me know.

I did not post this in breaking news.

1 posted on 03/31/2020 4:10:51 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: CJ Wolf

Joe Biden.


2 posted on 03/31/2020 4:11:41 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Texas Eagle

Hahaha best one yet!


3 posted on 03/31/2020 4:13:14 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( #wwg1wga #gin&tonic)
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France surrenders to the coronavirus


4 posted on 03/31/2020 4:13:35 PM PDT by teacherwoes (Indoctrination is often done under the shadow of a ballot)
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To: Texas Eagle

Andrew Cuomo. 8>)


5 posted on 03/31/2020 4:13:45 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: CJ Wolf

It’s our 37th wedding anniversary.


6 posted on 03/31/2020 4:15:03 PM PDT by dainbramaged (That information is classified. Request denied.)
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To: CJ Wolf

Princess Nancy


7 posted on 03/31/2020 4:15:11 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Robert DeLong

8’)


8 posted on 03/31/2020 4:15:54 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: dainbramaged

Congrats!


9 posted on 03/31/2020 4:16:51 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( #wwg1wga #gin&tonic)
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To: dainbramaged

Congratulations. They say the first 37 years are the toughest.


10 posted on 03/31/2020 4:16:58 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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ROB REINER HAS CHANGE OF HEART, PRAISES TRUMP AS GREAT PRESIDENT


11 posted on 03/31/2020 4:17:15 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: teacherwoes

the coronavirus surrenders to France!


12 posted on 03/31/2020 4:17:39 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Headline: Biden puts politics aside-reaches out to Trump to heal America. NOT!!


13 posted on 03/31/2020 4:17:56 PM PDT by Spok
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"ROB REINER HAS CHANGE OF HEART, PRAISES TRUMP AS GREAT PRESIDENT"

I didn't think they were doing elective surgeries during the Covid Pandemic.

14 posted on 03/31/2020 4:18:33 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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I once filled purell with green food coloring at work, just the pump. Was pretty funny but now I think it wouldnt be...


15 posted on 03/31/2020 4:18:42 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( #wwg1wga #gin&tonic)
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United States is a representative democracy with a free market economic system.

Sorry. No one's stupid enough to still believe that!

16 posted on 03/31/2020 4:20:38 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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Well it is close to St. Patricks Day.


17 posted on 03/31/2020 4:21:16 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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Brennan, Clapper, Comey, McCabe, Strzok indicted !!!


18 posted on 03/31/2020 4:22:12 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Spok

Biden completes comprehensible sentence without aid of teleprompter.


19 posted on 03/31/2020 4:22:23 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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Joe Biden projected for NFL draft....


20 posted on 03/31/2020 4:22:55 PM PDT by nascarnation
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