Thought this was an April Fools Day article at first.
1 posted on
03/31/2020 1:15:02 PM PDT by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
Nick announces their announcer crew Square Pants Bob and Susie Smurf.
To: EdnaMode
Oh, just let every 7-9 team in now FFS.
To: EdnaMode
Youngsters looking for SpongeBob will not be pleased.
4 posted on
03/31/2020 1:16:39 PM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
To: EdnaMode
Hey, why not just cut the season shorter, and go to a double elimination tournament with all teams eligible?
5 posted on
03/31/2020 1:17:29 PM PDT by
brownsfan
(Behold, the power of government cheese.)
To: EdnaMode
Why not start the playoffs with the Sweet Sixteen?
Eventually they are going to have the entire league in playoffs, so how about starting that right away?
8 posted on
03/31/2020 1:20:13 PM PDT by
jimtorr
To: EdnaMode
The Bengals will be invited to Hallmark Channel’s Kitten Bowl where they will be two touchdown underdogs, er... undercats.
9 posted on
03/31/2020 1:23:12 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Newton invented calculus when the plague shut down Cambridge. What will you do with your time off?)
To: EdnaMode
the league said a separately produced telecast of the game tailored for a younger audience will air on kid-focused cable net Nickelodeon. CTE has made moms too scared to let their kids play football. The NFL has no future in the long term. This is a bid to win kids back. This particular solution will not work. They need to do something better. Sadly for them, they have an idiot in charge that they just re-upped for years and years just to give the finger to people who were mad at kneelers so they get what they get.
10 posted on
03/31/2020 1:29:00 PM PDT by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: EdnaMode
2020 season is dead anyhow.
11 posted on
03/31/2020 1:29:11 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(Voltaire: "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool".)
To: EdnaMode
Now the NFC East champ will get in at 5-11
12 posted on
03/31/2020 1:29:49 PM PDT by
Sybeck1
(Trump 2020)
To: EdnaMode
Pro football is a joke now, and has been for quite a while
13 posted on
03/31/2020 1:43:03 PM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
(It's official! I'm nominated for the 2020 Mr. Hyperbole and Sarcasm Award.)
To: EdnaMode
Great, another March Madness.
Wonder why the PA went along with this - aren’t enough of them getting crippled every year?
18 posted on
03/31/2020 1:53:37 PM PDT by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: EdnaMode
20 posted on
03/31/2020 1:58:09 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(Democratus Partitus Delendus Est)
To: EdnaMode
SpongeBob SquarePants will be the ref for the game on Nickelodeon... 😋
22 posted on
03/31/2020 2:04:30 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
To: EdnaMode
Why not have a 32 team playoff.
To: EdnaMode
34 posted on
03/31/2020 2:16:23 PM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: EdnaMode
I kept looking for “Babylon Bee” somewhere in the story. Nickelodeon? Really?
“Scheduled re-runs of Spongebob Squarepants will be interrupted so that we may bring you the following sports presentation...”
(followed by whiny f-bombs from a generation of crumb-crunchers and their parents)
They should put the playoffs on Bravo: “Look, Brucie! It’s a bunch of men in tight pants and shoulder falsies! Ooh, and they’re hitting each other!”
36 posted on
03/31/2020 2:37:49 PM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
To: EdnaMode
All this is is one more wildcard in each conference and so the second seed gets no bye.
38 posted on
03/31/2020 3:04:47 PM PDT by
Mozilla
(Truth Is Stranger than Fiction)
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