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Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' (SATIRE)
Babylon Bee ^
| March 27, 2020
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Posted on 03/28/2020 7:34:49 PM PDT by DoodleBob
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posted on
03/28/2020 7:34:49 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
To: DoodleBob
Dang it. It’s times like these that I wish I was back on facebook. I still wonder what it was I said or posted that got my account disabled.
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posted on
03/28/2020 7:36:36 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: DoodleBob
Eating bats is not the problem.
To: DoodleBob
Meskin Freetail bats are protected in Texas.
Not legal to eat them.
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posted on
03/28/2020 7:41:17 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: nickcarraway
Eating bats is not the problem. Eating the people that ate the bats. There's the problem.
To: DoodleBob
Oh... I remember Chick-fil-a. Place went homo last year...
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posted on
03/28/2020 7:54:17 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: DoodleBob
I cut way back on eating bats. Only one or two a day now.
Really jonesin’ for some fried flying fox!
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:11:07 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: DoodleBob
Tim Conway Jr had this idea as well
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:19:19 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
To: DoodleBob
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:20:49 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: TigersEye
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:21:21 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
Does that mean the low-protein rats are locked up?
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:23:22 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: Vendome
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:28:01 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: TigersEye
No, they are eaten by the higher protein rats.
The higher proteins rats are crafty, and coax the low protein lot out of hiding by mocking them.
It's survival in the city.
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:37:46 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: DoodleBob
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:37:53 PM PDT
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: DoodleBob
Bats are being totally scapegoated here. I blame the Pangolin Lobby.
To: DoodleBob
The bat eaters were never the problem. They are now pointing to a seafood stall, but more likely a live poultry vendor which is where the original CV was identified in the 60s.
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posted on
03/28/2020 8:48:48 PM PDT
by
RJS1950
(The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
To: DoodleBob; All
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posted on
03/28/2020 9:05:45 PM PDT
by
patriotfury
((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
To: DoodleBob
hopefully wildlife eating ends, but can we trust the Chinese government explanation for anything? the virus might not be of pure natural origin...(like it started with a bat but could have been tampered with in one of their major lab faciliteis that happen to be in WUHAN) — and it’s the government’s fault it spread...
To: DoodleBob
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posted on
03/28/2020 9:20:07 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DoodleBob
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posted on
03/29/2020 12:09:44 AM PDT
by
blondiegoodbadugly
(Thank you President Trump! Please KAG!)
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