Posted on 03/26/2020 2:39:53 PM PDT by lionstar
Waukesha blotter: 3:11 pm Wed — Multiple calls made about senior citizens playing pickleball on Horning Middle School courts; subjects were in two groups and were not exceeding 10 total on the courts. They were allowed to play as they were following social distancing standard.
When pickleball is outlawed, only elderly outlaws will play pickleball.
How about a (tackle) football league?
Should have been playing CalvinBall.
The cops would have HAD to leave them alone.
If the seniors are not allowed to play pickle ball, the may start a crime wave.
What is pickle ball?
heh — midnight pickle ball
Racket sport on a smaller court than tennis - very popular w/seniors and others.
My cow-orker and his daughter got kicked out of the local high school outdoor tennis courts this week.
Couldn't ANYONE figure out that they were still around and VITAL because they were exercising a bit instead of sitting on their old arses and stuffing their faces?
It's not rocket science.
Some Dictator here in NJ had a sign placed at the entrance to the local high school campus that says that the taxpaying serfs are prohibited from entering.
ML/NJ
But were they disinfecting the ball and paddles before each serve????
The women in Waukesha all look alike.
Only if Adrian Monk was present.
All the good Americans calling the government to rat out the bad Americns.
Our masters must be so pleased.
SWAT was itching to go...
I’ll bet the caller was l liberal in their 40s who had been glued to CNN for the last week and has a “stay home” FB profile picture.
What is pickle ball?
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Hide the pickle?
Reminds me of a joke that ends, “Oh, she got fired too.”
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