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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Monkey Face

Trying to play both sides.


5,201 posted on 10/15/2020 6:00:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Tax-chick

W00t!

I’m always happy when my rescues respond positively, so having Gonzo begin to come out of his depression and start to sing is a very good thing.


5,202 posted on 10/15/2020 6:13:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Tax-chick

Exactly. Common with duplicitous people.


5,203 posted on 10/15/2020 6:14:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Ugh.... Today is going to be a busy day... At least it’s not cloudy... Although... I’m currently sitting in a windowless server room, so I guess it doesn’t matter all that much.

Have a great day everyone!


5,204 posted on 10/15/2020 6:58:39 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

And the same to you!

We’re about to start “Henry IV, Part II,” if I can get all the participants out of the bathroom at the same time. Later, I’ll have a Pat Driving Adventure.


5,205 posted on 10/15/2020 7:03:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Tax-chick
Since we are from divers areas of the country (and world) I thought I'd share this:


5,206 posted on 10/15/2020 7:11:38 AM PDT by null and void (Surely there must be someone on FR who makes bricks! Contact me if that's you!)
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To: null and void

Very amusing.


5,207 posted on 10/15/2020 8:10:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick

Windy, here, so Admiral Fitzroy is every changing. It’s such a fun thing to have!

I can look outside and see the trees move, but I had to put a doorstop behind the door to keep the wind from blowing it open too far. It isn’t working.

Here’s hoping your day improves!


5,208 posted on 10/15/2020 9:08:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: null and void

THAT is funny, Nully! LOL!


5,209 posted on 10/15/2020 9:09:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: null and void

Reminds me of an old reading quiz. Can you read this?

M r mice.

M r not

O s a r! C m edbd legs?

L I b. M r mice


5,210 posted on 10/15/2020 9:59:24 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

It all does seem just a WEE bit too good to be true.

MASSIVE Biden-damning trove of smoking gun email just HAPPENS to materialize — not through the investigative channels of Law Enforcement — through a man-on-the-street chain of custody...

I’d LOVE for it to all vet out, but at this early stage, it doesn’t pass the smell test; like the cheese in a rat trap.


5,211 posted on 10/15/2020 10:18:35 AM PDT by HKMk23 (You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!)
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To: ArGee

My dad told it this way:

AB, c dem puppies?

L, m n o puppies.

O s a r puppies! C m p n?

:ducking and running:


5,212 posted on 10/15/2020 10:44:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Monkey Face

In the version I knew it would have been c m puppies?


5,213 posted on 10/15/2020 11:17:42 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face

LOL...haven’t heard A B C D puppies, L M N O puppies....
since grade school, some 65 years ago.
Classics never fade.


5,214 posted on 10/15/2020 11:26:06 AM PDT by Covenantor (We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor; ArGee

My dad had homespun humor and it’s one of the jokes he used to tell us girls when we were unruly. He’d park one of us on each knee and start to talk. Those are warm memories, even though we didn’t understand half the jokes he told because we were too young. But the fact that he spent time with us was the good thing.


5,215 posted on 10/15/2020 11:37:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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To: Covenantor

CDB?

I M N N LF8R

KT S DZ. I C Y


5,216 posted on 10/15/2020 11:38:23 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: Monkey Face

My grandfather ran an outdoor vaudville show. One of the bits was actually a collection of bad jokes and the audience was encouraged to yell “Boo, boo, bad, bad!” after each one.

“Wait! You and the peahen got MARRIED???!!!”

“Yes.”

“Do you believe in mixed marriages?”

“No! Me an’ the peahen’s both Babdist.”


5,217 posted on 10/15/2020 11:40:37 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

THAT is what we, in my dysfunctional family, call a “real groaner.”

But it was funny, nonetheless because I’m such a fan of slapstick and vaudeville. (It doesn’t take much to keep me happy!)


5,218 posted on 10/16/2020 2:54:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (You can't go back & change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.CSLewis)
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5,219 posted on 10/16/2020 2:59:21 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: Monkey Face

A downpour started around 11:30 p.m. I shut the bedroom window and let Jake in, but I deduce from the clothes hanging on the ledge upstairs that Patrick got wet coming home from work. He has rain gear, but it’s typical for our children to not bother getting the rain gear out!


5,220 posted on 10/16/2020 3:13:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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