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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Tax-chick

Look at that sweet face!!

Good morning.

The laundry is half-done. I still have to hang it up but will wait a bit longer. All the machines are up and running, now. Last week, there was a washer AND a dryer that were down, evidently because someone put a nickel in the coin slots where the quarters are supposed to go. As a result, the slides couldn’t be pushed.

I could have washed last week’s sheets, but I didn’t feel up to taking the extra time.


1,421 posted on 04/27/2020 2:50:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning! Congratulations on the laundry! I have some in the dryer, but I’m waiting until Official Rise and Shine Time before I do anything upstairs.


1,422 posted on 04/27/2020 2:55:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m always worried that my early morning noises will disturb Rocky, but she has never complained.

(If I could just catch my breath, I might be able to concentrate a little better. She sez.)


1,423 posted on 04/27/2020 3:28:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Monkey Face

James wants to come with me to Walmart. *sigh* He probably expects to buy soda.


1,424 posted on 04/27/2020 4:10:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: moose07

Going all the way back to the 1960s when I was in elementary school:

To the tune of “Bridge on the River Kwai”

Comet - it makes your mouth turn green
Comet - it tastes like gasoline
Comet - it makes you vomit
So get some Comet and vomit today.

You’re welcome for the earworm.


1,425 posted on 04/27/2020 4:47:48 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Good morning. Happy Monday.

Don’t tell anyone but my F-I-L convinced his barber to come to his house on Saturday and give us both a haircut. I now feel somewhat human.

As my brother shared, if you think toilet paper was crazy, wait until 300 million people need a haircut on the same day.


1,426 posted on 04/27/2020 4:50:49 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

If I had read it...maybe, earworm.

HAH! There are other things that my earworms are fighting over so Comet doesn’t stand a chance! ;o]


1,427 posted on 04/27/2020 4:51:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Tax-chick
He probably expects to buy soda.

Not remembering the ages of your various and sundry, I'd say if he expects to pay then OK.

1,428 posted on 04/27/2020 4:52:22 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

If I could remember it, I might buy soda, but I don’t like sweet drinks. So I buy beer. Lately, its NA, but it still tastes good with a sandwich!

I need to take the truck in for an oil change. I need to buy the oil, first. And Engine Restore-4, as well.


1,429 posted on 04/27/2020 4:57:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Monkey Face

James spends some of his lawn service money on sodas.


1,430 posted on 04/27/2020 5:22:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: ArGee

I got my hair cut the day before the shutdown. It still looks great. I’m glad I gave the girl a very large tip!


1,431 posted on 04/27/2020 5:48:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

The way I see it, if a kid earns money, he can pretty well spend it the way he wants, though I’ve always believed the parent should help him/her to learn how to spend it properly.

I don’t see your kids having a problem in that area.


1,432 posted on 04/27/2020 5:49:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, you’d be surprised how much money they can blow on Stuff, especially junk food.


1,433 posted on 04/27/2020 6:38:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

Nope, I wouldn’t. Kids is kids. Stuff is Mandatory for kids. Especially junk food.


1,434 posted on 04/27/2020 7:31:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Monkey Face

If you can get it in your area, check out “Grown Up Soda”. It’s much less sweet than typical soda.


1,435 posted on 04/27/2020 7:44:31 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m drilling Frank on adding fractions. I could tell he wasn’t getting the concept of “finding the common denominator,” and that’s absolutely crucial for the rest of one’s life.


1,436 posted on 04/27/2020 8:27:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: ArGee

I’ll check for it. Thanks!


1,437 posted on 04/27/2020 8:29:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Quarantine Rats: Everyone knows who you are,where you live,and what treats your dog can't resist.T-c)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

Speaking of stupid-beyond-belief people (the article’s subject, not you guys), it looks like the woman who fed her husband (and herself) fish-tank sanitizer is on the verge of confessing she murdered him:

https://freebeacon.com/coronavirus/man-who-died-ingesting-fish-tank-cleaner-remembered-as-intelligent-levelheaded/


1,438 posted on 04/27/2020 8:46:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: ArGee

‘”All the way back to the sixties....”
You remember them....you weren’t there! :D

Comet.

BOAC Comet. The height of luxury travel for the 1960’s. Deluxe square windows as standard. Dropping you off at random destinations on route.


1,439 posted on 04/27/2020 9:12:20 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s why I use the decimal system when it comes to fractions maths.

*Closing hatch*


1,440 posted on 04/27/2020 9:16:00 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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