The Bright Side Of Covid-19

Original Content | 03/23/2020 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

There is never ANY situation in which you cannot see the bright side of things. Allow me to improve your mood!

• The IQ of America will increase as stupid people flood Walmart for toilet paper, then succumb to the virus.
• Speaking of toilet paper, you now have five years worth.
• And, you can short toilet-paper manufacturers for vast profits!
• Zombies!
• With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
• Globalists take one in the teeth.
• Everyone is reminded why single-sourcing from China is a REALLY bad idea.
• Democrats have overplayed their hands, showing people that abortion is more important to them than national survival.
• Zombies!
• Just like the Black Plague, the upcoming shortage of workers will drive pay to high rates.
• If this is all a big wash, and we survive it with little effect, everyone is now reminded of the importance of prepping.
• Zombies!
• People will wash their hands after this.
• Federal agencies (like the CDC) and worldwide agencies (like WHO) have beclowned themselves.
• China will likely become an international pariah.
• Zombies!

[Lazamataz]

Feel free to add your own!

[taxcontrol]

I would add - citizens are learning that you CAN NOT RELY on the government to save you.

[BenLurkin]

Stealing that cartoon

[Lazamataz]

Why not, I stole it!

[Lazamataz]

All I did was add that caption.

[Laslo Fripp]

No traffic. Gas mileage improves. Traffic deaths go down. Less road rage 😡

[nickcarraway]

If only that were true. People are going to end up more reliant on government.

[MHGinTN]

Bwahahaha, thanks Laz, I needed that!

You finished the list with your usual bam (with nod to Emmeril):

•People will wash their hands after this.
• Federal agencies (like the CDC) and worldwide agencies (like WHO) have beclowned themselves.
• China will likely become an international pariah.
• Zombies!

Might I add, Americans might even have cleaner bums when this crisis passes, since they will be trying to use up all that TP?

[BenLurkin]

[Lurkinanloomin]

the upcoming shortage of workers will drive pay to high rates.
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Bush League Republicans will insist we need to import more workers.

[Impala64ssa]

I remember the gas shortage in 1973-74. Johnny Carson made a joke about an impending toilet paper shortage. Even though it was just a gag, sure enough within 2 days the store shelves were cleared of TP. Carson had to apologize assuring everyone it was a joke. Then as now the masses are the asses.

[beaversmom]

Fewer flu cases, fewer deaths.

[goodnesswins]

The homeless have disappeared from our streets

[Swordmaker]

No one is going to do muggings of people out for a stroll. . . or hit retailers at random stores selling fast food at counters or food carts.

[deadrock]

[fireman15]

The actual bright side is that as we live through another media and politically created spectacle where panicked leadership is creating damage far greater than the supposed problem, a few more folks will realize that the doom and gloom scare tactics of the left are all mostly BS.

[Swordmaker]

Fewer unoccupied house burglaries. . .
Fewer crimes against persons.
Perhaps, fewer rapes?
Fewer date rapes?

[Swordmaker]

No overtime parking tickets???

[dp0622]

Zombies lol

[deadrock]