Posted on 03/19/2020 9:17:58 PM PDT by EinNYC
Here is some humor for our challenging present.

Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You
I love the Bee.
“In the meantime, consider just pushing people away with a pool cue.”
Yea, that’s the ticket...
rather use a cattle prod- more fun
That’s a riot!! Thanks...I sent it to my two sons!
It used to be you coughed to hide a fart, now you fart to hide a cough.
Lol...I have a black and white kitty, (Jack i.e. Jack Bauer) who does that when I sneeze. By the way, my normally black car is a menacing shade of yellow right now...grrr
FUNNY!
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