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After being near someone who sneezes...
Youtube ^ | 3/19/20 | Me, Myself, and I

Posted on 03/19/2020 9:17:58 PM PDT by EinNYC

Here is some humor for our challenging present.



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1 posted on 03/19/2020 9:17:58 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: EinNYC
Another take:

Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You

https://babylonbee.com/news/lysol-introduces-aerosol-turret-that-automatically-blasts-anyone-who-coughs-within-six-feet-of-you

2 posted on 03/19/2020 9:23:02 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: TChad

I love the Bee.


3 posted on 03/19/2020 9:25:57 PM PDT by sauropod (Fear can turn a human into an animal.)
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To: TChad

“In the meantime, consider just pushing people away with a pool cue.”
Yea, that’s the ticket...


4 posted on 03/19/2020 9:42:25 PM PDT by glasseye ("24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken)
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rather use a cattle prod- more fun


5 posted on 03/19/2020 10:12:34 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: EinNYC

That’s a riot!! Thanks...I sent it to my two sons!


6 posted on 03/19/2020 10:18:09 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: EinNYC

It used to be you coughed to hide a fart, now you fart to hide a cough.


7 posted on 03/20/2020 1:18:30 AM PDT by gunnut
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To: EinNYC

Lol...I have a black and white kitty, (Jack i.e. Jack Bauer) who does that when I sneeze. By the way, my normally black car is a menacing shade of yellow right now...grrr


8 posted on 03/20/2020 4:00:16 AM PDT by BamaBelle (The storm has arrived!)
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To: EinNYC

FUNNY!


9 posted on 03/20/2020 4:19:03 AM PDT by dennisw
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