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To: EinNYC
Another take:

Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You

https://babylonbee.com/news/lysol-introduces-aerosol-turret-that-automatically-blasts-anyone-who-coughs-within-six-feet-of-you

2 posted on 03/19/2020 9:23:02 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: TChad

I love the Bee.


3 posted on 03/19/2020 9:25:57 PM PDT by sauropod (Fear can turn a human into an animal.)
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To: TChad

“In the meantime, consider just pushing people away with a pool cue.”
Yea, that’s the ticket...


4 posted on 03/19/2020 9:42:25 PM PDT by glasseye ("24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ H. L. Mencken)
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