Posted on 03/18/2020 7:10:38 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
Back in January, a cow went on the run after breaking out – and she’s been on the go ever since evading the local police.
The crafty cow has been described as being “faster than it looks” and a “talented fence jumper.” And in a very Floridian twist, the cow apparently loves to spend time by pools, so Florida residents are being encouraged to keep a lookout for the bathing beauty in their backyards.
The Pembroke Pines Police Department created a wanted poster for the cow, which they later tweeted, along with the caption, “For several months a loose cow has been seen wandering in the area of Sheridan & I-75. It has evaded capture by both our officers & assisting cow herders since January. If you know the owner of this cow, or if you know its whereabouts, contact the PPPD at 954-431-2200.”
Currently, the cow is facing such charges as “MOOving violations, UDDERing false checks and fleeing and eluding police.” It sounds like a hardened criminal.
One person responded to the tweet to say they were certain they spotted the fugitive bovine on the 7th of March, however, at the time she said she doubted herself and thought she was “crazy” for seeing a random cow roaming around. When the woman went back to check, the cow was nowhere to be seen.
Another person commented on the tweet and stated, “I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this but I am.”
Have they put out an ALL POINTS BULLETIN on her yet
Whenever I’m standing around cows and they are all chewing and staring at me for some reason I feel like a fool.
Those are some well trained ducks! Last one in is whats for dinner!
Lol
That was cool! Thanks for the introduction.
Oh geez, thanks for the memories!
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A child asks how seeds know what to grow into. Kimball replies that the seeds just look at the pictures on the seed packs.<<<
(Is this a great country, or what?)
LOL That was funny.
Don’t know why that old memory popped into my head. No doubt Hank Kimball would have some words of wisdom on how to catch this cow. :)
Rachel Madcow on the loose??
In the picture it looks like a White Faced Hereford but they are red not brown. The picture is so grainy it’s hard to tell but I guess it could be a Santa Gertrudis with some white blazing.
How udderly ridiculous.
That is a very good possibility.
IF they rule out BBQ, they could start looking in the mountain region of Florida. I heard that some of those peaks might be as high as 13 ft.
It’s time for a posse.
Check out this vid..
Watch This Dad Playing The Sax For A Crowd Of Very Appreciative Cows
https://blog.theanimalrescuesite.greatergood.com/dyr-sax-cows/?gg_medium=content&gg_source=ars&gg_campaign=run-away-cow-florida&gg_content=recombee
She has a beautiful singing voice and does her own videos. She uses a drone for all of the aerial shots. She also sells her paintings and has made a great living for herself from the middle of nowhere.
He reminds me of news reporters.
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