Posted on 03/18/2020 7:10:38 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
Back in January, a cow went on the run after breaking out – and she’s been on the go ever since evading the local police.
The crafty cow has been described as being “faster than it looks” and a “talented fence jumper.” And in a very Floridian twist, the cow apparently loves to spend time by pools, so Florida residents are being encouraged to keep a lookout for the bathing beauty in their backyards.
The Pembroke Pines Police Department created a wanted poster for the cow, which they later tweeted, along with the caption, “For several months a loose cow has been seen wandering in the area of Sheridan & I-75. It has evaded capture by both our officers & assisting cow herders since January. If you know the owner of this cow, or if you know its whereabouts, contact the PPPD at 954-431-2200.”
Currently, the cow is facing such charges as “MOOving violations, UDDERing false checks and fleeing and eluding police.” It sounds like a hardened criminal.
One person responded to the tweet to say they were certain they spotted the fugitive bovine on the 7th of March, however, at the time she said she doubted herself and thought she was “crazy” for seeing a random cow roaming around. When the woman went back to check, the cow was nowhere to be seen.
Another person commented on the tweet and stated, “I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this but I am.”
“Florida Police Are Looking For A Cow That Has Been On The Run Since January”
They can probably find the cow running this operation:
Cow on the run, cow on the run.
Cow on the run, cow on the run.
Has anybody done a timeline on H->!’s whereabouts over the last few months?
Cow goes by the name of Hillary.
I’m sure Florida. Man will come to the rescue.
Bad Cow Bad Cow what you gonna do .
What you gonna do when they come for you.
I would never insult our bovine associates likening one to Pickles.
I guess the jailer man and sailor Sam are still searching everyone.
“...I would never insult our bovine associates likening one to Pickles....”
Agreed. Calling the how now brown cow to the evil likes of a PIAPS is....well....just wrong.
The second I read this, Hank Williams was singing in the background,
"mooove it on over..."
Hilarious!
A female cow. I like that. Not a transgender cow. Not a cross dressing bull that thinks he’s a she. Not a cow that’s into other cows. Just a plain old old fashioned female cow.
My money says illegals already caught it and butchered it.
I’m walking the pasture over you.
Someone is milking this story for all it’s worth. But, Florida!
I have a suspicion that FReeps are going to milk this article for all it's worth.
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