[Oldeconomybuyer]

[aynrandfreak]

Imagine the lines if they added toilet paper to their inventory.

[ClearCase_guy]

When facing the risk of an epidemic of severe upper respiratory infections, I like to take really deep bong hits.

[Savage Beast]

"We couldn't make this stuff up, folks!"
Rush Limbaugh

[Old Yeller]

Easier to control the masses when they’re stoned, man.

[HangnJudge]

WTF?

[twister881]

What’s a slacker to do when there’s no school and you can’t hang out at a dive bar? Smoke weed and wait for your $1,000 check to arrive. Too many Lobster Surfer Boys in the country.

[sphinx]

Are the liquor stores open? For many people, booze is one of the major food groups. For some, it’s a staple.

[null and void]

I've seen the future, I can't afford it
Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it
Say mr. whispers! Here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjacks - gonna build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me

[Magnum44]

[BBQToadRibs]

Wear your masks, don’t step in the poop.

[Tax-chick]

You can’t make this stuff up.

[tflabo]

Hasn’t Kookifornicate recently raised the sales tax on the cannabis products sold? Love, peace and pay the state extortion fees losers.

[Brian Griffin]

“lining up”

I suspect SF isn’t imposing a six-foot social distancing requirement.

[Elsie]

https://nationalpost.com/life/why-the-flat-earth-movement-is-the-best-symbol-of-the-increasingly-diminished-value-of-truth-and-intelligence

[Eleutheria5]

Gotta get the bare necessities, man.

[drjimmy]

I made my weed run to a Massachusetts cannabis shop last week. At the rate things are going, however, the “six month supply” I stocked up on will be gone in two weeks, man.

[I want the USA back]

Betting that most of the people using pot don’t have a job and live off the rest of the folks.

[nonsporting]

“Once all the toilet paper got sold out, they knew they needed some relief,” he said.

Don’t Bogart that joint!

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Yeah, that's the way to fight respiratory disease: fill your lungs with harsh toxic smoke.

[LouAvul]

They’re addicts. They will get their dope, regardless.