Posted on 03/04/2020 5:46:07 AM PST by Renkluaf
Plastic plants need love, too. They don’t, however, need water.
There’s something great about buying a plant, taking care of it and actually having it survive for more than a week or two. So, imagine the shock that one woman must have felt when she realized that a plant she had been caring for and watering for two years was actually made out of plastic.
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Is she blonde, Polish, and a Democrat?
*ducking and running*
Had to check to be sure it was not a Babylon Bee story! :)
or vote for that matter
I needed that headline today. LOL
Who in their right mind would publicly admit to such obtuseness?
From the story:
“I feel like these last two years have been a lie," Wilkes concluded.She's a Democrat. They've been living lies for decades.
Did she try to smoke it?
Kind of like the guy who found out those beautiful toys were actually fake silicone.
These are the same people who post pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, and evening poo on social media. They have no sense of their own privacy, much less any shame about their own foolishness.
She’s a Democrat. Right?
Man...I don’t believe Ida tole dat!!!!!
I bet the guys are lined up to date her little ignorant self!!! “I love you”, “I’ll pull out”...
Is this from The Chappaqua Gazette?
How does a story like this make published news?
It’s the same as if someone noticed a package of cereal in their parent’s cupboard when they returned to visit 25 years later. Not news.
I’d really like to know how these make it into published stories. Maybe friend of a friend of an employee at the publisher? Just stupid.
What is FoxNews not reporting when they have a story about a plastic plant?
Something about the fact that Fox News is pushing this story bothers me. It’s banality being fed to us for cheap entertainment, to mollify us while... while what?
When she was confronted with the facts, Jill Biden was embarrased..
AOC?
Well, that goes a long way in explaining why my girlfriend of 2 years has been so unresponsive!! :/
Watering a plastic plant.
Voting for Joe Biden.
I see a connection.
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