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For some reason the Shaving Cream song is running through my head.

A baby fell out of a window
It looked like his head would be split
But luck was with baby
As he fell in a big pile of sh....aving cream...

Larger beard guide image here.

1 posted on 02/26/2020 8:42:09 PM PST by Rebelbase
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So they’ve moved from gun control to sensible and reasonable beard control?


2 posted on 02/26/2020 8:43:23 PM PST by Fai Mao (this should not be considered an invitation, or desire to see this ocurr)
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In a non PC world the Toothbrush Mustache would have been called a Hitler.


3 posted on 02/26/2020 8:43:44 PM PST by Rebelbase
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Every time I think we’ve reached peak stupid, I’m rapidly proven wrong.


5 posted on 02/26/2020 8:46:37 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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6 posted on 02/26/2020 8:47:00 PM PST by DoughtyOne (The DNC has a taxidermist on speed for Nancy, Hillary, and Ruth.)
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I have a trimmed full beard and have been recently fitted for a respirator without having to shave off or further trim my beard.

I understand the point behind the poster and all but wonder how much the government spent on all of this?

8 posted on 02/26/2020 8:49:17 PM PST by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK


9 posted on 02/26/2020 8:49:20 PM PST by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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This is real? We pay these clowns for this? Really?????


10 posted on 02/26/2020 8:50:18 PM PST by Fungi
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Better facial recognition with no beard...


11 posted on 02/26/2020 8:50:31 PM PST by Tench_Coxe
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Just put earplugs in your nose. I gave up wearing facemasks a month ago.


13 posted on 02/26/2020 8:53:10 PM PST by HK_Kai_Chung
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This more troubling than any virus!

We are truly witnessing a world going insane!

This sh*t is custom made for totalitarians!


14 posted on 02/26/2020 8:54:04 PM PST by Artcore (Trump 2020!)
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I am currently at the outside edge of bandholz, and headed for ZZ Top. Screw this.

CC


15 posted on 02/26/2020 8:55:45 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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Make sure your mask
Is good and tight.
Shave with our cream
Each morning and night.

Burma Shave


16 posted on 02/26/2020 8:58:05 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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Shoot.

I picked the wrong week to grow a Van Dyke.

18 posted on 02/26/2020 8:59:02 PM PST by FreeReign
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Should be a problem for the mullahs in Iran. Alas might be warped into a problem here as pseudofolliculitis barbae (razor bumps) is extremely common in blacks, less so in whites, and is best treated by growing a beard. Left has thrown its favorite card on less.


23 posted on 02/26/2020 9:04:26 PM PST by JohnBovenmyer (waiting for the tweets to hatch)
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What are the muzzies going to do?


24 posted on 02/26/2020 9:14:10 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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I guess that means that there's no reason to panic-

until HHS Secretary Azar shaves off his beard.

25 posted on 02/26/2020 9:14:19 PM PST by Slainte
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Jeez.. we’re all submariners now.

Where’s my EAB?


26 posted on 02/26/2020 9:18:45 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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I’m keeping my beard. The hell with health correctness.


27 posted on 02/26/2020 9:21:11 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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What were they smoking?!


31 posted on 02/26/2020 9:27:18 PM PST by Biggirl ("One Lord, one faith,e one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
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They forgot to put a drawing of Moochele on there.


32 posted on 02/26/2020 9:31:42 PM PST by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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