'Unclean' French continue to flout basic personal hygiene rules, study suggests

DNYUZ ^ | Feb. 26, 2020

[mewzilla]

😂😂😂

[Bonemaker]

I don't care.

[central_va]

Such a dirty girl.

[mewzilla]

I think a “complete wash” means getting the bits that need daily ablutions, which doesn’t always necessitate taking a bath or shower. Just soap and water. :-)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

In the “no go” zones, no doubt.

[MayflowerMadam]

What a sickening article. I thought it would be neat to visit France. Now ... not so much.

[madison10]

That is just gross, but maybe they have stronger immune systems now.

[rlmorel]

I remember talking to a guy once about handwashing after urinating, and with a big grin he said:

"Why do I have to do that? With all the washing, that is the CLEANEST part of my body!"

Of course, I always liked the joke about a cook in Patton's Third Army:

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Patton was inspecting the kitchens, and was known to be both fastidious about efficiency and cleanliness. When he came to one of the cooks, he noticed that he had a spoon in his pocket and a string coming out of the fly of his olive drabs. Patton paused and looked around, and saw the other mess cooks had a spoon in their breast pocket and a string exiting their fly. Curious, Patton asked what the purpose of the spoon in the breast pocket was. The cook replied they had a military efficiency expert analyze them, and determined that soldiers on average dropped their spoon 10 percent of the time and held up the line fumbling around for it in the line. He said they were instructed to always keep a spoon ready to hand to someone when they dropped it, and that one thing sped up the entire process by 10%. Patton was impressed, and then asked what the string coming out of of his trousers was for. The cook explained that the efficiency expert said they were taking too much time washing their hands, and they could speed things up by tying a string around their member, and pulling it out when they had to go, saving them another 10% in time. Patton was impressed at the efficiency and attention to hygiene and began to walk away, then paused and turned around. "Private," he said, "I can see how that would keep your hands clean pulling it out, but what about putting it back in?" The private lowered his voice while glancing around and said "Sir, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon!"

[rlmorel]

Hahahaha...we guys can be such pigs.

Vive les cochons!

[DariusBane]

What a filthy creature. I must bathe her. At Once!

[rlmorel]

And then the spanking!

As soon as I read your post, that Monty Python line just popped into my head!

[Larry Lucido]

Yes, but what about her Poppy?

[DariusBane]

And Me!

[NEMDF]

A friend of my son was in the “tip of the spear” when the Marines first went into Iraq in 2003 or 2004. He said THE MOST IMPORTANT thing to get in care packages was new or clean socks. They didn’t get to shower for several weeks, and hiked many miles in hot desert sand. There was some rule about the Marines had to have regulation socks that were the olive green color (even though they did not show at all with their uniforms and boots). We eventually got to where we would just dye athletic socks with Rit dye, and eventually the NCOs relented to allow them in.

[setter]

“What a filthy creature. I must bathe her. At Once!”

Followed by a spanking and oral sex, Sir Galahad?

[DariusBane]

Did naughty Zoot light the grail shaped lantern?

[Lizavetta]

Every guy said socks and every girl said underwear. No exceptions. I have no idea what this means in the grand scheme of things, but I thought it was interesting.

If you must know .... a typical and healthy cervix discharges mucus pretty regularly. Not much, but it does. Think of a self-cleaning oven. Add to that the labia is a moist area with little ventilation. Smells happen. Doesn't mean one is dirty. It just means that you need to bathe more often.

Penises don't do that so, of course, the guys wouldn't see the need.

[9YearLurker]

It ‘s not as if their other hand isn’t out and about, touching stuff as well.

[NEMDF]

I still have vivid memories of gagging around the aroma of people from Brazil, when we visited Walt Disney World, probably 30 years ago. It was AWFUL, and there were MANY of them with that odor.

[ought-six]

In 1971, when I was in the USAF, I met a French girl in Istanbul; she was spending a few months traveling and ended up in Turkey for some reason (she said she had not really intended on going there). Anyway, I spent three delightful days with her. She was a cute thing, but apparently deodorant was not something she packed when she traveled. But, I was 21 and randy and thought I’d gone to heaven. Ah, youth.