These make a nice incentive. When people asked to vote for Trump agree, hand them a pen.
Posted on 02/10/2020 4:12:25 AM PST by WWG1WWA
Louisiana Rep. Mike Johnson offered Nancy Pelosi some souvenir acquittal pens after the Senate voted ‘not guilty’ on articles of impeachment Wednesday.
Johnson, a member of President Trump’s impeachment defense team, can apparently troll with the best of them.
“Just in case Speaker Pelosi is too torn up to hand out acquittal pens, I went ahead and picked some up for our exceptional impeachment defense team,” Johnson tweeted.
First off – a ‘torn up’ pun referencing the House Speaker’s staged temper tantrum at the State of the Union is a thing of beauty.
Second, Johnson is subtly blasting Pelosi for her not-so-subtle impeachment signing ceremony last month, an event which was decidedly not somber, serious, or prayerful.
Just in case Speaker Pelosi is too torn up to hand out acquittal pens, I went ahead and picked some up for our exceptional #impeachment defense team.
@Jim_Jordan @RepDLesko @RepRatcliffe @RepStefanik @RepMarkMeadows @RepLeeZeldin @RepDougCollins pic.twitter.com/dSybiT6l6d
These make a nice incentive. When people asked to vote for Trump agree, hand them a pen.
I bought the Trump straws.
And the hits just keep on coming, :)
Should’ve offered her the likeness of her bloody, decapitated head for comedic relief.
Nowadays that could end up with the Highly Ridicules Tactical Unit being put on DEFCON 2 as well as the OMG HAZMAT ALERT !!!
Perfect fundraiser for FR.
MANCHESTER, N.H. —Democratic leaders have edged toward the brink of open war with one another in recent days after a series of jarring setbacks that could jeopardize the party's chances against President Trump, who continues to solidify his iron-fisted control over the Republican election apparatus. The infighting focuses largely on the failed caucus process in Iowa, with state and national Democratic leaders at odds over who deserves blame, as well as an increasingly bitter dispute over the rules governing who gets into future nationally televised candidate debates — a process that could allow billionaire Mike Bloomberg to make the stage later this month....
The former New York mayor gave more than $1.5 million to the national and state parties in the final months of last year, according to federal election records. He so far has collected only one of the four 10 percent polls he needs to qualify for the Las Vegas debate Feb. 19.... Sanders has been blunt in his condemnation of the move. “I think it is an outrage,” he told reporters Thursday. “I guess if you’re worth $55 billion, you can get the rules changed.” (Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...
I think that ship already sailed. Her little choo-choo is completely coo-coo. Trump is driving Miss Crazy. Her sanity has flown the coop.
I think that covers all the modes of travel to Pelosi's insanity.
Paradigm Democrat moron Nancy Pelosi was salivating over removing Trump .... she desperately wanted to take his place.
She even tasked the wily Schiff to get dirt on Pence to shove him aside on her determined march to the Oval Office.
How do we know his? Easy....Nanzi told us.
She stupidly held a gleeful “impeachment signing ceremony”-—handing out pricey personalized pens-—like she was already in office.
That alone, will go down in history as her biggest blunder.
Do they squirt ink back in her face when she uses them?
Hilarious!
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Squirt Pens!
Ross Perot should have had straws to hand out. Then his voters could have gone around making sucking sounds.
It would be a great Thanksgiving gift.
and throw in a box of Obama tire pressure gauges
Perfect! Love this idea.
Bill Hemmer had a poll agregation segment. It showed Bernie at the top and Hillary coming in second.
LOL I’d love a pen with that on it.
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