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Trump Defense Team Offers Nancy Pelosi Fancy Souvenir Acquittal Pens
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| Feb. 8,2020
| Rusty Weiss
Posted on 02/10/2020 4:12:25 AM PST by WWG1WWA
Louisiana Rep. Mike Johnson offered Nancy Pelosi some souvenir acquittal pens after the Senate voted ‘not guilty’ on articles of impeachment Wednesday.
Johnson, a member of President Trump’s impeachment defense team, can apparently troll with the best of them.
“Just in case Speaker Pelosi is too torn up to hand out acquittal pens, I went ahead and picked some up for our exceptional impeachment defense team,” Johnson tweeted.
First off – a ‘torn up’ pun referencing the House Speaker’s staged temper tantrum at the State of the Union is a thing of beauty.
Second, Johnson is subtly blasting Pelosi for her not-so-subtle impeachment signing ceremony last month, an event which was decidedly not somber, serious, or prayerful.
Just in case Speaker Pelosi is too torn up to hand out acquittal pens, I went ahead and picked some up for our exceptional #impeachment defense team.
@Jim_Jordan @RepDLesko @RepRatcliffe @RepStefanik @RepMarkMeadows @RepLeeZeldin @RepDougCollins pic.twitter.com/dSybiT6l6d
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: pelosi; pens
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I want one! Please put them in your shop, POTUS! Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:12:25 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
To: WWG1WWA
I want to sign everything with this!
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:21:26 AM PST
by
Boardwalk
To: WWG1WWA
Team Trump ought to find some precision pen company and for a $50 campaign donation...give the guy an acquittal pen.
To: pepsionice
I’ll buy one and everyone I know will!
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:32:11 AM PST
by
Torahman
(Remember the Maccabees)
To: pepsionice
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:39:12 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: Torahman
Think of the fun and laughs when showing everyone the pen!
I really do want one. Perhaps a cheap knock-off for stocking stuffers. LOL
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:41:33 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: WWG1WWA
Acquittal Pens,
Love It!
MAGA still works,
.
My Ass Got Acquitted!
.
MAGA
get it?
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:42:19 AM PST
by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: Boardwalk
It would give us a laugh no matter what we’re signing. Think of your co-workers shock when they spot you using one of those pens.
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:43:34 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: Big Red Badger
LOL Love the “Acquittal Pens” for the tag. MAGA, indeed.
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:44:54 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: WWG1WWA
Nice-looking pens, Nancy - have one!
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:49:06 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary Clinton: Just like Joe with only half the dementia.)
To: WWG1WWA
Pleaae put them for sale in the Trump Campaign shop. I have many left friends to whom I will present one, in public.
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posted on
02/10/2020 4:54:19 AM PST
by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: WWG1WWA
Wouldn’t that be a hoot! I want a dozen so I never run out.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:17:14 AM PST
by
SueRae
(An administration like no other.)
To: WWG1WWA
He’s gonna troll her until her little choo-choo goes completely off the tracks.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:25:22 AM PST
by
ManHunter
(You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
To: WWG1WWA
Along with a matching shoe jack to assist in emergency retraction of head from azz.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:26:40 AM PST
by
davius
(You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
To: WWG1WWA
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:27:56 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: SueRae
Even funnier if POTUS used one on camera.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:31:38 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: ManHunter
Aha Too late, that train has already left the station.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:35:44 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: Candor7
We all do. Please wear a body cam and post the pics. LOL
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:37:44 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: davius
Perhaps a small one. Consider the clenching.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:45:38 AM PST
by
WWG1WWA
(Brothers, what we do in life echoes eternity." -Marcus Aurelius)
To: All
Louisiana Rep. Mike Johnson a member of President Trump’s outstanding impeachment defense team tweeted:
“Just in case Speaker Pelosi is too (cough) 'torn up' to hand out Trump acquittal pens, I have some available." Talk about a slapdown.....that one's a beaut. Pelosi had to lay down for that one.
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posted on
02/10/2020 5:50:19 AM PST
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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