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Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say
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| 1/20/2020
| Stephen Sorace
Posted on 01/27/2020 11:23:50 AM PST by simpson96
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To: GingisK
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:40:39 AM PST
by
EEGator
To: simpson96
Yep, thats Florida Man in the picture.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:42:10 AM PST
by
House Atreides
(Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
To: EEGator
I seriously doubt that is the cause of the high weirdness on the part of those people living in Florida.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:46:38 AM PST
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GingisK
To: GingisK
Well, drugs and inbreeding might contribute.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:47:54 AM PST
by
EEGator
To: simpson96
Not a very good strategy in gator country.
To: simpson96
It seems perfect that a meth dealer works at a solar power plant. Though it’s a toss up as to which benefits society less.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:54:13 AM PST
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: simpson96
He’s very lucky he wasn’t a ‘gator snack!
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:57:47 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(You're only one book away from a very good mood. (Washington County, UT, Library)
To: EEGator
Looter Dude was better.
To: simpson96
“Way down upon the Swanee River, Far, far away . . . “
To: GingisK
Florida has a potent and well-enforced public records law, with arrests and other criminal information required to be made available as soon as filed. Moreover, Florida sheriffs and police chiefs long ago learned that publicity from arrests is almost always politically beneficial, so the press usually gets tipped to noteworthy arrests.
To: treetopsandroofs
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posted on
01/27/2020 12:16:40 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: Red Badger
ted kennedy didn’t have handcuffs slapped on him when he crawled out of the water...
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posted on
01/27/2020 12:35:47 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(truth trumps lies...)
To: simpson96
Yeah, coming up for air would tend to give away your position
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posted on
01/27/2020 12:48:00 PM PST
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: simpson96
There isn't a body of water in FL that I'd submerge into in order to hide... (Even, in the southern part of the state, that includes swimming pools without very carefully being sure it was clear...)
Three reasons: Alligators... Pythons... Cotton Mouths...
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:27:14 PM PST
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:30:17 PM PST
by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: simpson96
The good action movies show that you need to hollow out a reed to breathe through, one user wrote. In the really good action movies, you use the scabbard from your ninja sword.
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:30:18 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: SuperLuminal
don’t forget about the occasional carpool...
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:32:08 PM PST
by
heavy metal
(truth trumps lies...)
To: SuperLuminal
"There isn't a body of water in FL that I'd submerge into in order to hide...Three reasons: Alligators... Pythons... Cotton Mouths... I would add Brain-Eating Amoeba, although in this guy's case, that may not have been a huge concern.
Unless you are concerned about amoeba starvation.
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:33:20 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Rockingham
Thank you for drawing a picture for me. Somehow, I just didn’t connect the dots. (Poor old brain gets too hot sometimes)
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:33:39 PM PST
by
GingisK
To: heavy metal
"dont forget about the occasional carpool..." Yep! Seems as though we see one of those every couple of years...
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posted on
01/27/2020 1:43:44 PM PST
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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