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1 posted on 01/25/2020 11:09:05 AM PST by simpson96
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My wife always tells me that fruit and veggies are good for you.


2 posted on 01/25/2020 11:11:17 AM PST by Fido969 (In!)
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Hooper.


3 posted on 01/25/2020 11:11:49 AM PST by TomServo
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Probably landed on bunches of bananas!


4 posted on 01/25/2020 11:12:57 AM PST by cloudmountain
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That’s a scene I’ve seen in about a half dozen movies.

Good for her.


5 posted on 01/25/2020 11:14:14 AM PST by be-baw
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Wile E Coyotes sister.


6 posted on 01/25/2020 11:14:42 AM PST by blackdog (Making wine cave appearances upon request.)
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soooo I was visiting my ex wife and she leaned out a window and .....

fell....

I was so surprised!


7 posted on 01/25/2020 11:15:40 AM PST by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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Sue the grocery store for leaving the produce on the sidewalk where she ran into them.


8 posted on 01/25/2020 11:15:56 AM PST by PAR35
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produced a smoothie landing...


11 posted on 01/25/2020 11:25:58 AM PST by heavy metal (truth trumps lies...)
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Wonder how long before she sues the building owner, window manufacturers, fruit company, sidewalk installer and Trump


12 posted on 01/25/2020 11:27:00 AM PST by thepatriot1 (...brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)
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I used to shop in that store as a kid when it was an Associated.


13 posted on 01/25/2020 11:29:05 AM PST by perfect_rovian_storm
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Cops said Barbara Heller accidentally fell from an apartment window to the sidewalk below, where workers were uloading produce in front of a market.(snip)

Heller said his former wife landed on a plastic storage bin that jutted out from a first-floor ledge on the E. 81st St. building before dropping onto the boxes of produce.(snip)

“She hadn’t been feeling well and she was having trouble breathing,” said Blue, who said Heller has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. “She wanted to get some air so I opened the window for her about a foot. She opened it the rest of the way and was leaning out. I heard this loud crash, but you hear a lot of crashes on First Ave. I’m nosy, so I ran out onto the terrace and it didn’t even occur to me it was her. When I looked down I thought she was dead and I was freaking out. I just ran down there.”

Blue said when she got to the sidewalk, a woman was helping her friend. She was trying to get up
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????

I am sorry, but my eyeballs ‘hurt’ trying to comprehend this jibberish.
Barber Heller.....Fell
Heller ??? said his former wife???
Blue??? said SHE got to the sidewalk and the worker was helping her...

How did Heller and Blue get introduced to the story?
‘I opened it a crack, she opened it, she fell’

Apparently Editors are no longer in existence.


14 posted on 01/25/2020 11:30:33 AM PST by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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Heller has lived in the building since 1964... and is a retired New Orleans burlesque performer, her friend said.

Interesting detail.

15 posted on 01/25/2020 11:31:24 AM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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I used to live at 80th and 1st (Yorkville) in Manhattan. I haven’t been there in a long time but it used to be a great neighborhood.


16 posted on 01/25/2020 11:33:25 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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Orange crush...


19 posted on 01/25/2020 11:38:33 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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His ex-wife but he finds it in his heart to be over at her place taking care of her. That right there is sketchy.


20 posted on 01/25/2020 11:42:01 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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In Russia a woman just fell 9 stories, landed in a snow bank, then got up and walked away.


↑ click to see on YouTube ↑

21 posted on 01/25/2020 11:42:14 AM PST by Bon mots
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A human "Sledge-o-matic". Although I must admit she took it to a new level!


24 posted on 01/25/2020 11:58:02 AM PST by Ratman0823 ("Worry less about who you might offend and care more about who you might inspire" - Mike Baxter)
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Wow, thought that only happens in movies.


28 posted on 01/25/2020 12:07:22 PM PST by Phillyred
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I hope she’s OK. I’ve walked past that spot so many times when I lived there.


30 posted on 01/25/2020 12:08:53 PM PST by neverevergiveup
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Yes! We have no Bananas

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

31 posted on 01/25/2020 12:10:08 PM PST by JonPreston
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